The Escapist's Worst Song Of 2009 Battle (Voting open!)

[spinal44]

Hands down Jonas brothers, those Disney Ahem err guys are literally the worst band ever

 

[orangebandguy]

Jonas Brothers, however bad Dizzie is he's pale in comparison to the Jonas Brothers.

 

[Garaw]

Whatever that goddamned Nickelback song is that involves some chick sucking on her thumb. Because acting like a mentally regressed weirdo is sexy as all hell.

 

[Jharry5]

It's a really tough decision, but Dizzee Rascal gets my vote. I hated that song from the very first second I heard...

 

[jonnosferatu]

Notes on the two songs:

Jonas Brothers:
Shit vocals
Shit lyrics
Arbitrarily repetitive (and shit) instrumentation
They cut off the only promising bit of instrumentation within a second of it starting

Bonkers:
Annoying (x4, after which I stopped marking)
I'm crying
WTF
WTF
RAPE
HALP
ANNNOYING KILL MEEEEEEEE

Bonkers is worse.

 

[jupla]

Bonkers is an epic tune when your in a nightclub. Jonas brothers suck.

This.

Jonas brothers gets my vote.

I couldn't agree more.

Jonas Brothers gets another vote...

 

[Spleeni]

Due to my actual enjoyment of bonkers, I'm going to have to vote for it. Any press is good press!

 

[TheRealRocknRolla]

Of 2009 it's gotta be Freaxxx by Brokencyde

This. I can't last 5 seconds before I have to turn it off.

 

[Psypherus]

I was about ready to say Jonas Brothers hands down but since I havent heard the other song, I decided to give it a listen.

Dizzee Rascal - Bonkers is the worse between the two, though not by much

 

[clairedelune]

J Bros.

 

[SantoUno]

I relaly can't pick, because at least the Jonas Brothers play instruments and therefore have SOME talent, which is far better than the other fucker. But then again the second song actually sounds decent for the club scene. Although I almost lost my mind to that shit at least it is considered good by one group of people.

 

[xDarc]

What songs did Hinder make this year? They always make bad songs. They're the reason I stopped listening to my local rock station.

 

[zen5887]

Bonkers is a sweet song. Take it from me - I have a Music Degree.

Therefore my vote goes to Jonas Brothers =D

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Jonas Brothers have my vote for the worst song so far.

 

[Acidwell]

Jonas Brothers for lowering the tone of the world, also for being smug and propaganda for Evangelical christians not even starting on how bad their music is

 

[LadyWolf101103]

Jonas Brothers.
What the fuck are they squinting at?!?! Must be the sound of their own song... GAH!!
Saw them on SNL a few months back... decided to give them a shot since I'd never heard them before. That was the day I lost faith in the future of music.

 

[Chronarch]

Well I lasted 41 seconds into the Jonas Brothers video and 28 seconds into Dizzee Rascal's video. I'm gonna say that Dizzee's was worse so he gets my vote.

 

[mattman106]

Jonas Brothers by a mile. Bonkers is an awesome song especially when you are in a club!

 

[smithy1234]

Pokerface, Pokerface, Pokerface

If you don't know who this is by then you live under a rock, and it's the worst song of 2009 just for the sheer fact that it was replayed on the radio so many god damn times.

 

[bowserboy26578]

Jonas suck