The Essence Question: If you could be any Villian in history (fiction or non-fiction) you'd be who?

[fluffylandmine]

Taxi Driver.

He went out with a bang.

He went out with a little fizz, and just made a thread saying "I'm done". Hardly a bang.

I would probably be Albert Wesker, you can't fucking get rid of him.

Who is it then that I was thinking of?

 

[Satansixsix]

Frezza from dbz
He looked pretty cool,
Wouldnt have his voice
but beeing in charge of the whole sayan race would be fun

 

[Silver]

Sylar from Heroes
Come on, who doesn't want to throw someone about with their mind?

Sure, that'd be pretty neat. But would you really be comfortable cutting people up and consuming their brains?

 

[Helnurath]

Hmmm, I would probably want to be either Cthulu or Tzeentch or Khorne.

 

[mokes310]

David Caruso. He destroys everything that he touches with almost NO EFFORT!!!

 

[Avatar Roku]

I'm assuming that you hit enter by accident and will edit the text in?

EDIT: Ah, there we go. I'd be a lesser known person, Cordelia Ransom from the Honor Harrington book series. Besides being in charge of what the Mob that is the People's Republic of Haven thinks (she's the minister of Propaganda), she can have people killed or sent to the prison planet Hades (called Hell by most, though) on a whim. She's also the series only truly evil character. Weird part is,

Spoiler

she died at the end of the 7th book (there's 11 books total)

DAMN you! I just started the fourth book in that series, and I couldn't NOT read that...

Lol, sorry, but you can't blame me, I put it in a spoiler box. And, I never said how it happened. Anyway, just glad to see another Honor lover.

 

[the protaginist]

Hmm...

From realistic fiction... Vito Corleone. I don't really know if he could be classifed as a villan, but think about it. he helps the people he hurts so they'll help him in return. there's a really good example of this in the first book,but i can't remember what.

from complete fantasy, Saint Dane from the Pendragon books. Teleportation,transformation,near immortality,and a mastery of combat.
but whats great about him is he barely uses any of it. he prefers to exploit weaknesses. for example, he gives peasants an explosive substance for them to use to conquer their masters, just becuase he knows they'll start a war march and destroy the planet.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

The King In Yellow! People would get destroyed just for saying my true name!

 

[samsprinkle]

Cobra Commander...Oh wait, I already am! Cobra lalalalalalalallalalalalla!

 

[Berethond]

Shai'Tan.

 

[crono738]

I would be George W. Bush, the greatest most evil villian of all time. *Maniacal laugh*


EDIT: or at least the dumbest

Oh come on, Dick Cheney is much more evil than Bush.

As for me? Lucifer...because you can't get more evil than the devil.

 

[Jaxonu123]

depends if Kratos is considered a good guy or a bad guy,
close second is the guy with twin swords off Afro Samurai

 

[Bleak777]

I'd be Joseph Stalin I'd kill a million of my own people and no one would dare ask why until I was dead. Absolute power right there buddy. Scary.

Are you implying that Stalin is a villain? Not so, my friend. A villain implies that they have done nothing with good intentions or have only taken lives, not saved them.

Also, he killed more than twenty-million people. Beat that.

Adolf Hitler, little man. He beat that.

 

[Lamnidae]

Think I'll go with you 'The Eaten Cake'...
Christopher Carrion is really brutal...
Feeding your Nightmares(The worst one could conjure for he is The Lord of Midnight!) to others... So nice...

Or maybe Dr.Moreau... Cuz Geneprojects are ofcourse also true evil...
Or Prince Nuada... Naah... He's just kick-ass good and no villain at all!

Carrion would be the one...

 

[Anarchemitis]

Hannibal.

Clairice.

Isn't it obvious that I'd be Ozymandias?

 

[Argentavis]

For those mentioning Hitler, he wasn't a villain. No more than Stalin, Hirohito, Mussolini, Churchill or Roosevelt.
He did some pretty terrible things, but he did them for the sake of his people.

Also, Sauron.

 

[KaZZaP]

I guess Brolly from DBZ. Then I could be like KAKAROT and blow up the world.

 

[NinjaSkills]

Death, just because

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Magneto. He's only a villain in the sense that he takes extreme measures to protect his people.

 

[scotth266]

Magneto. He's only a villain in the sense that he takes extreme measures to protect his people.

Mmmm. He's less of a villain, more like a overzealous guy. I'd go with Galactus instead on that one

But my villain? Errrr... Let's go with that Terminator ripoff from Superman. The guy was sorta good at one point, but he got fucked over and had to become evil again to survive.