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Graustein

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Broloth said:
Graustein said:
Broloth said:
This is that European ignorance I'm talking about. I'm pretty sure Australia is where the worst English criminals were sent.
My Australian pride prevents me from letting this go uncorrected.
People have been deported here for stealing hankerchiefs. It was more a convenient alternative to Britain's overcrowded prison system; the actual severity of the crime had very little to do with whether or not you were sent here. Granted, some of the "worst criminals" very well may have been sent here, but I assure you that it would have been entirely coincidental.
On the other hand, if stealing a hankerchief is punishable by deportment to the other side of the world, no wonder the British prisons were full to bursting.
Well correct me if I'm wrong then, were criminals from England sent to the Colonies as punishment or Australia?

If you answer the Colonies then you are wrong, and if you answer Australia then you prove the point I was making.

Here, I'll put the point here for you so you don't have to look for it

He said "america, an entire nation decended from the worst english criminals."
and (just as your Australian pride couldn't let what I said go uncorrected [although you quoted me out of context]) I couldn't let this go uncorrected. So I said what you quoted, although, again, you quoted me out of context.

Edit: Love your Avatar BTW
You said worst. I was merely correcting that. We have hanky-thieves sent here, "worst" isn't accurate in the slightest.
 

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Broloth said:
Graustein said:
Broloth said:
This is that European ignorance I'm talking about. I'm pretty sure Australia is where the worst English criminals were sent.
My Australian pride prevents me from letting this go uncorrected.
People have been deported here for stealing hankerchiefs. It was more a convenient alternative to Britain's overcrowded prison system; the actual severity of the crime had very little to do with whether or not you were sent here. Granted, some of the "worst criminals" very well may have been sent here, but I assure you that it would have been entirely coincidental.
On the other hand, if stealing a hankerchief is punishable by deportment to the other side of the world, no wonder the British prisons were full to bursting.
Well correct me if I'm wrong then, were criminals from England sent to the Colonies as punishment or Australia?

If you answer the Colonies then you are wrong, and if you answer Australia then you prove the point I was making.

Here, I'll put the point here for you so you don't have to look for it

He said "america, an entire nation decended from the worst english criminals."
and (just as your Australian pride couldn't let what I said go uncorrected [although you quoted me out of context]) I couldn't let this go uncorrected. So I said what you quoted, although, again, you quoted me out of context.
Well they were undoubtedly guilty of treason.
 

kaiZie

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yeah, I play tight end on D so it's more of a case of block then go for the tail back when he makes a break for it and hope for the best more than anything. But it's the fact that people come up with these plays just to confuse the other team enough to gain a yard to 2. It's mental really
 

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Broloth said:
kaiZie said:
Now, I'm on my University's American Football team, and I didn't really understand it, I just liked playing Madden NFL on the xbox, but after playing it you realise that its a damn fun game. Believe it or not America has made something very very intelligent, and it isn't a rocket to the moon or a jet fighter! It's one of the most tactical games I've ever played, maybe more so than Risk! Yeah, watching it is a bit slow seeing has each quarter is 15 minutes long but a game lasts 3 hours what with clock stopping and such, so it's not exactly fast, but once you know whats going on it's wicked.

Now I just wish the game was more publicised in the UK other than just on channel 5 at some stupid hour in the morning!
Football can be strategical, but if the teams are too one-sided it isn't fun, we COULD put strategy in the mix, but it is just easier to hand the ball off to me every play and have me Juggernaut my way through the opposition (I only play with a group of friends, and no matter what team I'm on we win, mainly because I'm 1.5 - 2x the weight of everyone else).

But watching the game and going "OH COME ON IT'S ONLY 10 YARDS WTFFFFFFFFFF!!!! I COULD JUMP THAT!!!!!!" and then going to play it and realizing "holy shit, ten yards is pretty far away when you have 11 people blocking you".
Ah, football. So much fun, so much fun.
I feel sad whenever I play with my friends because I'm the only one who ever played on a team. Made me feel sad for a little bit. Then I power-housed through six freshman. My ego jumped a bit from that.
And I was only defense on my team!

goater24 said:
fact that you don't get 'ale' illustrates that point.
I've said it before and I'll say it again; Coors light is the shitty beer that tastes like water.
Come to Portland. We have Terminal Gravity, and we make beer from fucking berries.
BERRIES!
 

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Cheeze_Pavilion said:
goater24 said:
You can keep you jelly beans and jolly ranchers Jack, if that all you got on us apart from grits waffles and taco bell then I know I'm onto a winner. You also can't brew beer and the fact that you don't get 'ale' illustrates that point.
Actually, that illustrates nothing but the fact that American brewing and drinking traditions are more German than British.
being german, i find this comment very offensive. don't you ever again compare american "brewing" to the fine art of german beer-manufacturing...
 

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Specter_ said:
Cheeze_Pavilion said:
goater24 said:
You can keep you jelly beans and jolly ranchers Jack, if that all you got on us apart from grits waffles and taco bell then I know I'm onto a winner. You also can't brew beer and the fact that you don't get 'ale' illustrates that point.
Actually, that illustrates nothing but the fact that American brewing and drinking traditions are more German than British.
being german, i find this comment very offensive. don't you ever again compare american "brewing" to the fine art of german beer-manufacturing...
Seconded (minus the being German bit).
Ever had Warsteiner?
 

NekoAnastasia

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Americans have chocolate pie. CHOCOLATE. PIE. What? That's either crazy or amazing.

And they call scones "biscuits" and biscuits "cookies". A biscuit is only a cooke if it has chips! =O

And then there's the whole chips/crisps/fries thing. My boyfriend's American, and he says they also eat apple sauce on its own, as a snack.
 

Booze Zombie

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NekoAnastasia said:
And then there's the whole chips/crisps/fries thing. My boyfriend's American, and he says they also eat apple sauce on its own, as a snack.
That's not so weird. I eat spoon fulls of lemon curd.

They also have flat lemonade and cheese only comes in strips.
 

kaiZie

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cheese in strips? Isn't that a cheese string? either way, some of the discussion here is getting really indepth. It's nice actually, that we've come this far without a flame!!

NekoAnastasia said:
Americans have chocolate pie. CHOCOLATE. PIE. What? That's either crazy or amazing.

And they call scones "biscuits" and biscuits "cookies". A biscuit is only a cooke if it has chips! =O

And then there's the whole chips/crisps/fries thing. My boyfriend's American, and he says they also eat apple sauce on its own, as a snack.
I find it real weird how 2 cultures that came from the same thing, using the same language, have such big differences! It's really odd in my opinion. I suppose though its a bit like regional accents and what not. One thing becomes another and such but as soon as it goes international, or in this case moves across the pond, things get really messed up!

P.S a chocolate pie would be cool...you know...if apple pie wasn't so damn good with some custard!
 

NekoAnastasia

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kaiZie said:
cheese in strips?
P.S a chocolate pie would be cool...you know...if apple pie wasn't so damn good with some custard!
But it's CHOCOLATE. In a PIE. In PASTRY. That's...just... *mind breaks*

Oh, I adore American accents though. I said that to an American recently and he said,
"What? We don't have accents, the rest of the world does. I sure like yours, though."

I especially love how they say "water".
 

kaiZie

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What if, now stick with me here;

The chocolate inside was quite runny but still thick enough to stay in one place.
The pastry was made from chocolate, or contained chocolate and topped off with WHITE chocolate chips.

Making a double chocpie!

a winning idea?
 

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nathan-dts said:
goater24 said:
They (Americans)need a Royal family just like the English
I'm a brit and I hate the royal family; I think they're a disgrace to britain. They take some of our taxes and don't even do anything.
Don't get me wrong I'm not a monarchist but do see the value of the royal family. The humour that they are a living breathing exhibition living in a crazy world. It must be like living in the Trueman Show being a royal, how hillarious is that.

They do however appear to champion good causes with Charles and his grand ideas for global warming. Prince Philip provides supurb entertainment also when he is travelling the world. He serves as a reminder of how far our society has come. All this and they live to like a million (see Queen mother for details), oh no my friend the Royal family need to stay.
 

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Broloth said:
well baseball sucks ass to watch, and unless you're the pitcher, catcher or batter, it sucks to play. now if we could shorten all the time in between plays for football (american), then that would be a sport to watch, if i had to watch any sport, it would be football (europe)
Can not argue, I never really got into the whole sports thing... oh I know the rules of a thousand odd games, even ones I shouldn't know the rules of such as Lacross (sp), but I never actually understood the whole mentality behind sports. Watching them in particular, as your just sitting there and really getting into the frenzies we see most sport fans get into is mind boggling.

Playing them is a bit different of course, then you have a goal and are part of the game. Still rather a good FPS or RPG over sports, as they seem far more challanging then a game set out to rules in which for the most part you can find yourself standing around with a thumb up your arse. Yeah, my grandfather would be turning in his grave, but I never saw the whole point of being a fielder in cricket as it practically is just standing around with your thumb up your arse.

But if I had to chose I would say Rugby, Europe rules, is the sport I would choose to watch if I must. Australia has dumbed down the rules in order to make it more safe for kiddies to play, I guess. Europe play by the old, no bar, rules which can be summed up easily: If the enemy has the ball, beat him hard. If you have the ball, run cause they will beat you hard. Most of the time I don't think the teams are even trying to score, they just want the other team to get the ball so they can do the beating.
 

kaiZie

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well the above is true for most sports...the beating I mean. Rugby, as i the previous example, you smash them til you have the ball, the run. As with American Football, Charge at them until they go down, then run with the ball til you get to the end and so on. their really ain't enough sports where pain is mandatory. Soccer, for example, if you tackle someone too high, its a foul, if you miss the ball when you tackle someone, it's a foul, if you move slightly in the wind, its a foul, if you sneeze while on an international flight it's a foul. Maybe not to last few examples, the the rest are pretty much true. At least in full contact sports you know you're gonna end up in pain, so men deal with it!
 

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Everything is bigger for no reason, things are overly bright and brash and arrogant.
 

nathan-dts

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goater24 said:
nathan-dts said:
goater24 said:
They (Americans)need a Royal family just like the English
I'm a brit and I hate the royal family; I think they're a disgrace to britain. They take some of our taxes and don't even do anything.
Don't get me wrong I'm not a monarchist but do see the value of the royal family. The humour that they are a living breathing exhibition living in a crazy world. It must be like living in the Trueman Show being a royal, how hillarious is that.

They do however appear to champion good causes with Charles and his grand ideas for global warming. Prince Philip provides supurb entertainment also when he is travelling the world. He serves as a reminder of how far our society has come. All this and they live to like a million (see Queen mother for details), oh no my friend the Royal family need to stay.
They live to 'like a million' because of the quality of life they have; they have whatever food they want, whatever facilities they want and if they so much as get a cold, they get top quality medical care. Also, they have planes, helicopters and limos. Oh and yeah did I mention all this comes out of the publics wallets?

Edit: Prince Harry is someone who if I were to meet, I would punch in the face.
 

freakyHippo

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kaiZie said:
Now, I'm on my University's American Football team, and I didn't really understand it, I just liked playing Madden NFL on the xbox, but after playing it you realise that its a damn fun game. Believe it or not America has made something very very intelligent, and it isn't a rocket to the moon or a jet fighter! It's one of the most tactical games I've ever played, maybe more so than Risk! Yeah, watching it is a bit slow seeing has each quarter is 15 minutes long but a game lasts 3 hours what with clock stopping and such, so it's not exactly fast, but once you know whats going on it's wicked.

Now I just wish the game was more publicised in the UK other than just on channel 5 at some stupid hour in the morning!
Which team do you play for kaiZie? I played four years with the Nottingham University Outlaws and am currently coaching the York University Centurions. I love American Football, i'm a true student of the game. I love the tactics and strategies of the sport and the fact that everyman needs to do his job in order for the team to succeed. The rules are complex and its understandable that the majority of Europeans don't have time for the game when they are used to more open and flowing games like Football and Rugby. I love it though and its slowely growing in popularity what with the International Series playing games at Wembley.

America is a great country and has given the world a great many things: American Football, Hip Hop, Back to the Future Movies, the Simpsons, South Park, Mitch Hedberg and Norman Borlaug to name a few.

Here are some things i'd like clearing up by youse lot across the pond:
1. Whats with thinking all us brits have bad teeth? where did this stereotype come from?
2. Why do you guys dislike Canada so much?
3. Why does Piers Morgan continue to find work in your country?

Also with regards to Americans not understanding irony, a quick look at the Daily Show or Colbert Report will quickly kill off that idea. Americans however could do with a greater sense of self deprication. To paraphrase Andy Parsons:

"You wouldn't get a book in American called 'Crap Towns' then have to release a new book called 'Crap Towns 2' because loads of Americans wrote in to complain that their town wasn't featured in the first book"