The Extent of your Fighting Abilities
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I don't fight
And because I've never fought, the only thing I would do to defend myself would be to bite their neck.
mmm... arteries...
And because I've never fought, the only thing I would do to defend myself would be to bite their neck.
mmm... arteries...
You know how if you play as Luigi in Super Smash Brothers and hit A when he's running he does that pansy flail attack?
That's basically the extent of my fighting ability.
That's basically the extent of my fighting ability.
I've got a brown belt in Shotokan karate, I've also been taught some Muay Thai moves by a friend, some Krav Maga, Judo and Jiu Jitsu moves from another friend, and Wing Chun moves from a third friend... I have some violent friends.
Basically, I'm massive, like a giant, and I play rugby, and so everyone assumes I'm hard as nails and could floor them with one punch. But in reality, I wouldn't have a clue what to do in a fight. Other then swing blindly and hope for some contact.
No formal combat training, but I've seen a lot of Steven Seagal, Sean Claude Van Damm, and Bruce Lee movies.
And I'm pretty good with a japanese shortsword in my right hand and a knife in my left.
And I'm pretty good with a japanese shortsword in my right hand and a knife in my left.
Did kratae(sp?) for a while ages ago, still it is virtually useless in a fight (bar teaching you how to throw punches, hell they wouldnt actually allow us to hit each other making it virtually useless i mean how are we supposted to know how to use it under pressure damn it, a fight is a hell of alot different than punhing air or bags (even when sparing we werent allowed to hit), it bored me to hell (oh did i also mention that the blocks would be useless in any sort of fight bar one whos using the same art)) and that was a few years back. But it was at well somewhat of a mcDojo, a kid who didnt put any effort into anything could pass up on to the next belt (and keep in mind it was yellow (at least i think it was, it was about the fourth/ fifth belt up anyway)).
there was a short time in aikido, but... well i suck at that so.. no.
so i guess getTheHellOut fuu, or random punching would be the extent of my abilities. And judging by the fact that my fists arent really conditioned to punching anymore and im more or less out of shape, id probably get my ass handed to me.
there was a short time in aikido, but... well i suck at that so.. no.
so i guess getTheHellOut fuu, or random punching would be the extent of my abilities. And judging by the fact that my fists arent really conditioned to punching anymore and im more or less out of shape, id probably get my ass handed to me.
I'll admit I'm incredibly weak and I could never punch someone and hurt them. The person would laugh at my feeble attempts.Instead I usually trip the attacker and jump on his back and claw at his face like a rabid monkey. Funny how well that works, I've been punched in the face and that doesn't hurt early as much as when you grab their arm and bite it.
And for the people who think they could just throw me off think of me more as a cat than a monkey. When you pull me you'll have nice long claw marks from where I was digging my nails into and I always land on my feet and can spring right back up.
And for the people who think they could just throw me off think of me more as a cat than a monkey. When you pull me you'll have nice long claw marks from where I was digging my nails into and I always land on my feet and can spring right back up.
the problem with that is it only works on a random jackhole, not an actual warrior.TehCookie said:
I took karate for a while when I was a kid, but I've long since forgotten all but the basics. It wasn't really all that useful, anyway.
Now, I am a pupil of the art of Badassitude. It is the most difficult, and most rewarding of all fighting arts. It's more than a martial art; it's a lifestyle. It takes many years and tons of experience to master, and I am a long way from real prowess in the most ancient art of Badassitude.
But when I achieve true Badass skill... I will be unstoppable!
Now, I am a pupil of the art of Badassitude. It is the most difficult, and most rewarding of all fighting arts. It's more than a martial art; it's a lifestyle. It takes many years and tons of experience to master, and I am a long way from real prowess in the most ancient art of Badassitude.
But when I achieve true Badass skill... I will be unstoppable!
