The FAIL Game!

[mikeymikesh]

a guy was walking...

 

[IBeTrollin]

and got hit in the head by a runaway bullet. FAIL

a man got a call from his dr

 

[tyrone the 2nd]

and flushes his fake wig
guy walks into a library..

 

[VoidRipper717]

and gets mugged by rabid aline pig muffins. then when he gets home he gets sparta kicked into an awesome face that fires his LAZOR at him and blows his head off. then he dies and is resurrected and regurgitated by his uncle Joe J J Joe O'Joe Junior, who f***ed up his car and then drove his monster truck over the guy, whose name is FOOB. FOOB is almost dead, but them he is PWNED by mozart's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandcannonfodderinaterihaterifiericater.

A guy is pwned by Leonidas.....

 

[VoidRipper717]

repost of the above, but meeting criteria and fixing typos:

....and gets mugged by rabid alien pig muffins. then when he gets home he gets sparta kicked into an awesome face that fires his LAZOR at him and blows his head off. then he dies and is resurrected and regurgitated by his uncle Joe J J Joe O'Joe Junior, who f***ed up his car and then drove his monster truck over the guy, whose name is FOOB. FOOB is almost dead, but them he is PWNED by mozart's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandcannonfodderinaterihaterifiericater. EPICFAILATLIFE.

A guy is pwned by Leonidas.....

 

[mikeymikesh]

...but the man was a nuke and blew leonidas up! NUCLEAR FAIL!
i was playing skyrim...

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

. . . and your max-level character was killed by a chicken. FOWL! . . . I mean, FAIL!

I'm reading a book . . .

 

[Barbas]

...with yoghurt all over the pages. FAIL!

I planted a tree...

 

[Teoes]

..in the middle of the kitchen. FAIL!

I used a hammer..

 

[Barbas]

...to turn screws. FAIL!

I bought a CD...

 

[EeveeElectro]

...and it was a Miley Cyrus one FAIL

I washed a car...

 

[Barbas]

...by opening the sunroof and hosing the inside with water and Fairy Liquid. FAIL!

I went to see the sea...

 

[kailus13]

...in the middle of a storm. FAIL!

I cleaned my room...

 

[Barbas]

...with a leaf-blower. FAIL!

I travelled there and back again...

 

[Barbas]

...And all I got was this crappy t-shirt. FAIL!

I made you a teapot out of clay...