I develop a serum lost in the voids of time and turn Neonbob into a whale. Then going back in time i bring the normal neonbob to this time. He then see's this whale and nukes it. This creates a strange time paradox which destroys Neonbob
The Fatality Game!!!
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I kill "Lost in The Void" by biting off his head then ripping his body to shreds with my claw and then throwing his carcass back into The Void.
I fill your bottle with a highly acidic solution, and wait for you to drink it. Upon swallowing one gulp, you are in the process of taking another when you realize it stings more than usual, and spit the acid out onto a baby. The mother gets angry at you and stabs you over 500 times with a baby bottle. You bleed to death and holes are melted into the sidewalk where the acid leaked out of your corpse.
I disable the Binding energy of your atoms, causing your atoms to explode thus making you explode into nothingness
I sneak into your room while you sleep, and attach the grounding wire of a lightning rod to your neck with the help of a power drill. Then, I sedate you again and drag you up to the roof, and wait for a storm. When it doesn't come, I get frustrated and throw you off the roof, only for you to be jerked to a neck-wrenching halt by the ground wire. You slowly slip down as the screw gradually rips through your neck, missing your arteries. You are fully conscious when you fall and are impaled on a wrought-iron fence's spike.
Er... there's one problem with killing me that way. I'm a Protoss, and as far as Starcraft Lore is concerned, I don't think that they are affected by radiation (at least not adversely or noticably), and even if I were affected by radiation, my hair wouldn't fall off, because, as a Protoss, I don't have any hair to begin with (remember, I'm a Protoss).Neonbob said:
Anyway, now it's time to get back at you, Neonbob.
I spray you with pheromones that attract every whale within... say, the entire world to your location to mate with you (regardless of what gender they are). Since you were on a beach at the time (presumably to nuke the whales), you are crushed to death by their combined weight (as if one wasn't enough).
Grrr...damn aliens and their random immunities...
Fine.
I place a strobe light in front of your head, nail it into your scalp, and turn it on while you slumber. You wake up in pain and panic, to the room blinking on and off. Disoriented, you try to find the light switch, but somehow stick your hand in the garbage disposal and turn it on, losing your hand. The blood makes the kitchen floor very slippery, and you fall, grabbing the knife drawer on the way down.
The knife drawer is emptied, and they all bury themselves in your chest, yet do not quite kill you. In your struggle to get back on your feet, you fall forward, and the knives are then buried to the hilt, and you die.
Then I laugh my ass off.
Fine.
I place a strobe light in front of your head, nail it into your scalp, and turn it on while you slumber. You wake up in pain and panic, to the room blinking on and off. Disoriented, you try to find the light switch, but somehow stick your hand in the garbage disposal and turn it on, losing your hand. The blood makes the kitchen floor very slippery, and you fall, grabbing the knife drawer on the way down.
The knife drawer is emptied, and they all bury themselves in your chest, yet do not quite kill you. In your struggle to get back on your feet, you fall forward, and the knives are then buried to the hilt, and you die.
Then I laugh my ass off.
I hypnotize you into thinking that your left foot has become a whale. So you set a nuke to it and away you go.
I cackle away to myself at the irony.
I cackle away to myself at the irony.
I take you with me on a normal day of whale-exploding. In your curiosity, you go too close to the edge of a boat, and when a shockwave hits, you fall into the water. Unfortunately, you swim up to the hull of the boat, laughing. You fail to notice the end of the boat and the large propellers attached until the last second. You are sucked through them, and a cloud of red appears in the wake.
I use my time machine to dump you at the end of the universe. After I travel back to my time, you are left in the final seconds of the universe's existence. Have fun.
Since you seem to be a gigantic eye, I gather as much cayenne pepper shavings and lime juice as I can. Then, while you are sleeping, I sneak into your room and set up a simple machine that is triggered by you blinking your eye when you wake up. Your blink pulls on a string attached to an eyelid, and the string tips over a large bucket filled with the stinging mixture, which dumps into your eye.
Upon hearing your screams, I fill a bucket with lye, and offer it to you as an eye wash. You tip your head back and dump the container into your eye and all over your face. As your skin burns, your eye's coating finally burns away, and you are left completely blind. While you flail around wildly, I pick up a large sword and make an incision in your gut. Continuing the cut through your intestines, I watch as your entrails fall to the ground, before grabbing them up, and stuffing them into the hole that was your eye.
Once I have piled up your intestines in your eye socket, I pick the sword up once again, and jam it straight down into the bottom of your socket, through the pile of guts. Thus held in place, they do not fall out while you flop around helplessly and gurgle in agony.
Getting an idea, I run out of the room, only to return with nails and broken glass. Kicking you over onto your back, I pour the objects into the gash covering your entire stomach. I then duct-tape the hole shut and roll you back onto your stomach, and jump up and down on you like a trampoline, until your body is nothing but a gory mess.
Phew! I'm proud of that one.
Upon hearing your screams, I fill a bucket with lye, and offer it to you as an eye wash. You tip your head back and dump the container into your eye and all over your face. As your skin burns, your eye's coating finally burns away, and you are left completely blind. While you flail around wildly, I pick up a large sword and make an incision in your gut. Continuing the cut through your intestines, I watch as your entrails fall to the ground, before grabbing them up, and stuffing them into the hole that was your eye.
Once I have piled up your intestines in your eye socket, I pick the sword up once again, and jam it straight down into the bottom of your socket, through the pile of guts. Thus held in place, they do not fall out while you flop around helplessly and gurgle in agony.
Getting an idea, I run out of the room, only to return with nails and broken glass. Kicking you over onto your back, I pour the objects into the gash covering your entire stomach. I then duct-tape the hole shut and roll you back onto your stomach, and jump up and down on you like a trampoline, until your body is nothing but a gory mess.
Phew! I'm proud of that one.
I shove neon sticks up NeonBob's butt, eyes, mouth, nose, ears, pee hole and in the secret third hole.
As you were about to Nuke the Whales, Neonbob, I shove you out of your bomber and nuke You and the Whales.
I kill Husky.Knoll by tripping him up, causing him to fall down the face of the mountain. I think I've killed him and go back home to my loving family, but he isn't dead. he was mauled by wolves and they took his arm, but the extreme cold stopped the blood loss, and he stayed concious. he managed to kill a wolf and he skinned it with his teeth, he used it's pelt as a coat. He tracks me down and ten years in the future, knocks on my door with a grin on his face. But I saw him through the window and prepared my shotgun. As he forced his way into my house he took a full shotgun blast to the face.
Finally killing him.
Finally killing him.
Yes, but I'm not a Zealot, if you had failed to identify my avatar as none other than Tassadar, then you must not have played through the single player campaign. And there is no way that Tassadar would've ever fallen victim to radiation poisoning without 1)all of his shields and armor not working 2) his psionic powers disabled 3) his immune system severely weakened by other factors.berethond said:
Well, TheDoctor455's medical supplies are stolen by piers789. The supplies are combined to make a lethal injection and piers789 prescribes this dose to the doctor whilst he's asleep.