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Andy Shandy

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So even with all the brilliant games so far, we're all in agreement the the Mexican manager, Miguel Herrara is the best thing to come out of this World Cup, right? =P



 

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Andy Shandy said:
So even with all the brilliant games so far, we're all in agreement the the Mexican manager, Miguel Herrara is the best thing to come out of this World Cup, right? =P

-snip-
He was the best thing to come out of last World Cup as well. XD

 

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Uruguay are such a horrible team.

I'm going to enjoy watching them getting slaughtered by Colombia.
I don't mind they booted Italy out of the cup at all though.
 

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Johnny Novgorod said:
AnarchistFish said:
Uruguay are such a horrible team.

I'm going to enjoy watching them getting slaughtered by Colombia.
I don't mind they booted Italy out of the cup at all though.
That's the one good thing to take out of it.
 

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Damnit Suarez. Godin played a godlike game, prevented a bunch of goals and scored the only goal.

But what is everyone gonna talk about. Uruguay as a whole are the villains now because one guy one their team is an asshole. FIFA should ban Suarez and just let Uruguay play without them for the rest of the tournament, Forlan should be fine up top.

EDIT: And Costa Rica being awesome. Suarez takes the spotlight away from them as well. At least Italy is gone I guess.
 

Uhura

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I was rooting for Uruguay, but yeah... they weren't playing that well. Imo, Buffon was the star of that game.
And then there was that 'incident'


I wonder what Fifa is going to do do with him (if anything).
 

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Uhura said:
I was rooting for Uruguay, but yeah... they weren't playing that well. Imo, Buffon was the star of that game.
And then there was that 'incident'

I wonder what Fifa is going to do do with him (if anything).
I think he's definitely out of the world cup and I would like to say he's ended his career. He's certainly missed out on a move from liverpool and I dont know if liverpool will want to keep a hold of him. Sure he's a fantastic player but he is unreliable and he makes hannibal lector look like vegan


Theres no excuse for what he done. Some violent conduct is partly justified (e.g two footed tackles and a bit of aggression when going for the ball) but biting is a different story. Its just malicious and uncalled for
 

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Uhura said:
I was rooting for Uruguay, but yeah... they weren't playing that well. Imo, Buffon was the star of that game.
And then there was that 'incident'

I wonder what Fifa is going to do do with him (if anything).
He can't help it, he just loves Italian.
They can't do nothing, this is what, the third time he's tried to take a chunk out of someone?
 

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Colour Scientist said:
Uhura said:
I was rooting for Uruguay, but yeah... they weren't playing that well. Imo, Buffon was the star of that game.
And then there was that 'incident'

I wonder what Fifa is going to do do with him (if anything).
He can't help it, he just loves Italian.
They can't do nothing, this is what, the third time he's tried to take a chunk out of someone?
Yes its the 3rd time and personally I dont think FIFA should have anything to do with it. Instead I think it should be the Brazilian police. Its a pretty serious issue and it is an assault
 

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Suarez is a disgrace, he wants banning from international football for this. It's the third time he's done this so he clearly hasn't learnt his lesson, not to mention all the other bullshit he's pulled over the years. The man clearly doesn't give even the slightest shit about sportsmanship and fair play.

On the plus side 'Chewy Luis and the Blues' was trending on Twitter earlier.
 

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shootthebandit said:
Uhura said:
I was rooting for Uruguay, but yeah... they weren't playing that well. Imo, Buffon was the star of that game.
And then there was that 'incident'

I wonder what Fifa is going to do do with him (if anything).
I think he's definitely out of the world cup and I would like to say he's ended his career. He's certainly missed out on a move from liverpool and I dont know if liverpool will want to keep a hold of him. Sure he's a fantastic player but he is unreliable and he makes hannibal lector look like vegan


Theres no excuse for what he done. Some violent conduct is partly justified (e.g two footed tackles and a bit of aggression when going for the ball) but biting is a different story. Its just malicious and uncalled for
he must be banned surely?
however, Liverpool will LOVE big clubs backing off due to this!
Suarez is their/our main man.
yeah he is clearly not right but what a talent he is!
 

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shootthebandit said:
I think he's definitely out of the world cup and I would like to say he's ended his career. He's certainly missed out on a move from liverpool and I dont know if liverpool will want to keep a hold of him. Sure he's a fantastic player but he is unreliable and he makes hannibal lector look like vegan


Theres no excuse for what he done. Some violent conduct is partly justified (e.g two footed tackles and a bit of aggression when going for the ball) but biting is a different story. Its just malicious and uncalled for
If Liverpool had any dignity they would have got rid of him already, they haven't so they won't this time either. The number of Liverpool fans who were talking about how Suarez was a 'reformed character' or 'it's unfair to judge a man by his actions' this season.

The truth is football is too big with too many passionate people for anyone to want to not win. And there's bound to be some executives in Liverpool, or even Suarez himself, who'd be happy to slip FIFA a million or ten to keep him on the pitch. Think of the advertising revenue alone.

I bet there's not a team in the premiership who wouldn't sign him today if they had the chance. It's a frigging disgrace.

I'm still pissed off about how he single-handedly handballed Ghana out of the world cup and now Italy had to play with 10 men against a team who'd bitten one of their guys. If Suarez had been sent off, that's the main striker who then wouldn't have to be marked for the corner that led to the goal. He's robbed two teams of their world cup places in two world cups and he's bitten three people in four years. But the worst part is we're going to see just how corrupt and dishonourable the football organisations are as once again nothing of meaning happens.
 

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Can't believe Greece got a penalty in the 90th minute and what's even more surprising is that Georgios "the donkey Jesus" Samaras put it in. Samaras is kind of lovable in the same way that a dog chasing its own tail is, A for effort D- for execution.

Rodriguez looks like he could be player of the tournament if Colombia get far enough. He'll probably get unfairly pipped to the post by Neymar though because Neymar(had a good game against Cameroon) is the "Golden Boy". If
Brazil win the WC or get to the final, Neymar wins player of the tournament.
 

Uhura

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shootthebandit said:
I think he's definitely out of the world cup and I would like to say he's ended his career. He's certainly missed out on a move from liverpool and I dont know if liverpool will want to keep a hold of him. Sure he's a fantastic player but he is unreliable and he makes hannibal lector look like vegan

Theres no excuse for what he done. Some violent conduct is partly justified (e.g two footed tackles and a bit of aggression when going for the ball) but biting is a different story. Its just malicious and uncalled for
Yeah, I think they have to give a serious penalty for it. I originally missed the clip that clearly shows the bite but it's pretty obvious now that he really bit Chiellini. I feel bad for the rest of the team though. They don't have a chance without Suarez. Not that they would have made it far with him either but now they are doomed for sure :/


Colour Scientist said:
He can't help it, he just loves Italian.
They can't do nothing, this is what, the third time he's tried to take a chunk out of someone?
Lol :D
What? Third time? I knew about one previous biting incident but it just blows my mind that this is the third time he does it. Plus, who bites people? I don't condone any kind of violence but at least I can understand when players shove each other/start throwing punches. Biting is just bizarre/creepy/gross.


The Goat Tsar said:
This is my favorite picture based off the incident.
Hahha :D Well, if you have to look for one positive side of the situation, the inevitable meme-photos fill that spot nicely.
 

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Oh man, this World Cup is one of the most entertaining ones I've seen in ages. Big teams getting their asses handed to them, so many underdog countries doing so so well. Fans from said countries must be having the time of their lives. Tons of fun to watch those surprising matches, Costa Rica's win against Italy was an absolute hoot.

And of course, my own team's wins, the brave Dutchies, have been good too, if a little more...iffy. I'm not sure what they're trying to do, what I'm hoping is that their 'counter-football' is mostly to conserve energy for the upcoming matches. We'll see.

I'm a little more skeptical about my second favourite team, the Belgians. The surprising speed they showed in the qualifying matches seems to be gone, and they struggle against relatively weak teams. I'm still happy they're doing as well as they are but I can't see them getting very far if they keep playing like this.
Chromatic Aberration said:
...this world cup really starts to get surprising.
Starts?! Good lord, it's been one hilarious victory after another, it's amazing.
GundamSentinel said:
Andy Shandy said:
So even with all the brilliant games so far, we're all in agreement the the Mexican manager, Miguel Herrara is the best thing to come out of this World Cup, right? =P

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He was the best thing to come out of last World Cup as well. XD

Just look at that, God this WC is a ton of fun.
 

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Uhura said:
Lol :D
What? Third time? I knew about one previous biting incident but it just blows my mind that this is the third time he does it. Plus, who bites people? I don't condone any kind of violence but at least I can understand when players shove each other/start throwing punches. Biting is just bizarre/creepy/gross.
For two clubs & country!

He got done for biting PSV's Bakkal back in 2010 (2 match ban by his own club, and then another 5 by the Dutch FA)... then got whacked with a 10 game ban for biting Chelsea's Ivanovic in 2013... and now... by the previous trend, he should be banned for at least 17 games from Uruguay's schedule... -_- Which would delightfully equal: international career over...

Yeah, he has one HELL of a short fuse, and it seems to only be getting shorter as he ages...