The first video game weapon you ever used!

[dommyuk]

The pistol from Doom or the shotgun from Quake.

 

[thenoblegaunt]

First VG weapon ever, Mario's Feet in Super Mario Land.
First VG weapon that's actually a weapon, Crowbar from Half-Life 1.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Mario's massive Italian bum.

 

[pearcinator]

Marios fat ass!

 

[Dendred]

segas contra. the A weapon

 

[SplicedUp068]

assault rifle

 

[Radeonx]

The left block from Pong.

 

[Hazy]

The left block from Pong.

Ah.. Pong..

That's the day I learned about testosterone.

And that nobody likes it when you throw a controller through the window and give the neighbor a concussion.

...
I had a rough childhood..

 

[Radeonx]

The left block from Pong.

Ah.. Pong..

That's the day I learned about testosterone.

And that nobody likes it when you throw a controller through the window and give the neighbor a concussion.

...
I had a rough childhood..

I did that a few days ago.
Except instead of my neighbor, it landed on my grill. And because of my laziness, I let it burn for a good hour until I decided to make burgers.
Needless to say, it was awesome.

 

[CroMagnon]

Sonic, but that wasnt my console i played it on... so i have to say...

Raymans fists of fury! pow pow pow

 

[Hazy]

The left block from Pong.

Ah.. Pong..

That's the day I learned about testosterone.

And that nobody likes it when you throw a controller through the window and give the neighbor a concussion.

...
I had a rough childhood..

I did that a few days ago.
Except instead of my neighbor, it landed on my grill. And because of my laziness, I let it burn for a good hour until I decided to make burgers.
Needless to say, it was awesome.

And that is why my abilities to perform an epic win will always be vastly inferior to yours.

 

[eddoddo]

a crow bar.

 

[Pendragon9]

A pong.

 

[zfactor]

Dash Rendar's blaster pistol in Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire...

 

[Waenchile]

a light saber from some atari game i cant remember the name of since it was to long ago

 

[Magnalian]

Spoiler: A squirtle

So THAT's how he got his (her?) name... I always thought it had something to do with a squirtgun...

 

[irishdelinquent]

The Light Gun from Duck Hunt...man, those were the days.