The Five Deadly Sins of 3D

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Not G. Ivingname

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3D has been an on and off gimmick since it was first used in the film ?The Power of Love? in 1922 (yes, 3D predates color film), popping in and out of mainstream use in the 50?s, and in the 60?s through the early 80?s. In the 90?s it became popular in theme parks, but Hollywood mostly stopped using it when it was considered a gimmick by audiences, and the films weren?t making enough money to justify the higher production cost. Some more expensive Imax films like Polar Express used it, some dirt cheap horror films as well to boost ticket sales, but it was consider a gimmick as much as it ever was until Avatar.

James Cameron?s 237 Million scifi retelling of Pocahontas completely changed the landscape. Now studios are jumping trying to get a piece of the 2.7 billion dollar pie that Avatar?s new 3D tech gave, with some huge success (Alice in Wonderland, for example has made over a Billion dollars). With the higher ticket cost of 3D films, meaning higher box offices without the need of higher viewer counts, it appears 3D is going from a gimmick to a full on cultural phenomena, reaching beyond film into TV and gaming, whether we like it or not. With the massive payouts Hollywood has been getting, nothing we say or do are going to stop them from using it, but the following are what NOT to do with the new dimension the flat cinema never really had before.

1. Don't Make A 3D Film Dark: Here are some facts, 3D makes films darker, dark things are harder to see, people go watch thus SEE movies. Logical deduction states that 3D films that are naturally dark will only get people?s ire and scorn. The Last Airbender showed how much a problem this could be. The entire CLIMAX of that film took place in a pitch black moonless night. Even with all the fire, it was impossible to see a THING. A black screen an exciting climax doesn?t make. This is one area Avatar avoided since most of it took place in the bright jungle, and when it was night Cameron filled the screen with tons of glowing plants.

2. Don?t Add The 3D In Post-Production: This has been somewhat common with films made and shot in 2D before Avatar came out (like Clash of the Titan) and added later in hopes of making the studio more money. However, it is nearly impossible to do this without making the film look blurry beyond reason. Either have the 3D done from the start, or don?t do it at all.

3. Don?t Use 3D As A Crutch To Sell More Tickets: This one has yet to really hit home yet in the modern age, but looking ahead, it is about to hit us like a truck. Between Pirahana 3D, Cat and Dogs 2, and all sorts of mid budget films advertising the 3D pretty much more then the actual movies, the immediate future is scary. Lets hope it comes and goes.

4. Don?t Change The Movie To Show Off The 3D: This is a combination of the above rules and the below, but changing the film to show off the tech is never the way to go. While 3D argueably helps draw the watcher into the movie, changing the film in ways that makes a huge arrow point towards the film and say, ?HAY! LOOK! WE HAVE 3D! ISN?T IT NEAT!? and it doesn?t make any sense in the context of the film is a death sentence. For example, in Shrek 4 Ever After, the main bad guy, Rumpelstiltskin has an army of witches in the ?It?s a Wonderful Life? esc alternate universe without explanation, nor does it make much sense in context since witches were shown as pretty neutral background characters in the first film, and the ?guy whose name is to hard to spell? never has had any contact with witches in any story he has ever been in (nor time bending universe controlling powers, but that is besides the point). However, as Moviebob said, the broom flights let them show off the 3D!

And finally?

5. Draw Us In, Don?t Push Us Out: This is the oldest mistake of 3D, and what made it a gimmick for so long. Reaching out to the audience, throwing things at them, or pointing out about the missing forth wall will break immersion more often then it will reinforce it. Up to this point, that is pretty much all directors did with the tech, giving us the terrors that was the crappiness of Jaws 3D with its almost hilariously bad ?shark crashes into glass? effect. 3D should be used to create a depth of field, make the objects INSIDE the film have depth, make it look like the people are people you could actually touch and interact with. This is what helped Coraline be such a disturbing film since you could truly believe the other Mother is real, and out to stitch your eyes shut.

And She is real, ask her?

She?s RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I kid, I kid. But I hope you see my point.
 

Captain Karma

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As a person without depth perception, the whole subject just depresses me. Hopefully filmmakers will do it wrong as much as possible so it will die off.
 

silver wolf009

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For gaming:

SONIC
SONIC
SONIC
SONIC
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For movies:
Dont film the movie to show off 3D
dont try to go into extreme close ups so it looks like were there
dont let the gimmick factor overtake story telling
All i can think of at any rate.
 
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I had to watch Toy Story 3 in 3D. It was painful. 3D made the movie worse for me. Either I don't wear the 3D glasses and the film is all blurry, or put them on on top of my actual glasses and have it cause pain and irritation, or take of my other glasses for the 3D glasses, which also makes the film blurry for me.

Add on the fact 3D reduces the image quality, makes the screen darker(which I hate, I like color), and the fact that 3D gives me a damn headache, as well as the fact I can't even fucking see 3D thanks to my screwy left eye, and you have a technology I really hate and want it to die in a fire.
 

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Jackass 3D, Pirahana 3D, Step Up 3D, etc, ect, ECT!

3D, I beg of you, from the bottom of my heart, die a horrible, painful, messy death! /rant
 

wrecker77

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Whenever I think of 3-d, All I can think of are the gimicks.

"Oh hey guys, I just made this pie and- WOOOooooAAAaaH
*Throws pie at audience*

I haven't seen a modern 3 d movie like avatar or whatever.
 

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Well this sums up why I think 3D shouldn't be because as you said 3D should pull you in not push you out by reaching out through the screen.
 

Not G. Ivingname

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Thedayrecker said:
Jackass 3D, Pirahana 3D, Step Up 3D, etc, ect, ECT!

3D, I beg of you, from the bottom of my heart, die a horrible, painful, messy death! /rant
The sad thing is, Hollywood isn't going to stop something that has turned hundreds of millions for films with almost nothing else to go on, it isn't going anywhere :(
 

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Irridium said:
I had to watch Toy Story 3 in 3D. It was painful. 3D made the movie worse for me. Either I don't wear the 3D glasses and the film is all blurry, or put them on on top of my actual glasses and have it cause pain and irritation, or take of my other glasses for the 3D glasses, which also makes the film blurry for me.

Add on the fact 3D reduces the image quality, makes the screen darker(which I hate, I like color), and the fact that 3D gives me a damn headache
This, I have perfect eye sight, Toy Story 3 gave me a headache and made my eyes hurt. I agree with the quotes above. Just don't make a movie in 3D. Please.
 

Ghonzor

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silver wolf009 said:
For gaming:

SONIC
SONIC
SONIC
SONIC
SONIC

For movies:
Dont film the movie to show off 3D
dont try to go into extreme close ups so it looks like were there
dont let the gimmick factor overtake story telling
All i can think of at any rate.
Not gonna lie, the Sonic comment made me laugh
 

khaimera

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That was a great article. Well written and engaging. I don;t really have anything to add. Just wanted to give you props, and tell you that I agree.
 

dorkette1990

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I actually like 3-D... in certain cases. In the CG portions of avatar, it was immersive. In coraline, it was immersive. In movies where a critter is cut off by the frame trying to pop out at you, it's just obvious how ridiculous the 3d is.
 

Banana Phone Man

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I don't see the big thing about 3D. When I hear 3D I expect things to be right out infront of you, to look like you could just reach out and touch it, but not thrown in your face if you get what I mean. However in most movies, an example would be Cameron's Avatar, is there is maybe 1-2 scenes that has this at the most but the rest is maybe something like, an object will be slightly infront of a different object, nothing special. Infact, the most 3D thing I have seen at a cinema is the 3D advert before the movie starts.

I do hope 3D goes away, I'll wait for it but I just want it to leave, and preferably not to come back. Oh and the OP's post: very nicely written, very engaging, long but not too long to put me off reading it. Nice work.
 

TheSchizoid

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Do I hate 3D? No. Do I think every other movie needs to be made in 3D? Also, no. (Resident Evil in 3D? Seriously?) I agree that the glasses are some sort of problem between those of us who wear glasses (though I do usually switch to my contacts for such movies) and the fact that the glasses either darken the screen or give you really screwed up colors. Plus they can be uncomfortable for some people or cause headaches. Is 3D the worst thing to happen to movies since Jack Black? No, but until there is some way to make it without the glasses being necessary, complaints will continue but people will still see the movies.

Now if only they could stop making 3D movies for no reason. I saw Avatar without the 3D the first time so when I saw it the second time in 3D, I didn't really see anything that was fantastically necessary. If I saw the 3D first, my opinion might be different. I never saw Clash Of The Titans and I heard the 3D was awful. Journey To The Center Of The Earth was seen in 3D and it was pointless. Especially the "made for 3D" effects such as the camera in the bottom of the sink when Brendan Frasier spits after brushing his teeth. Seriously, I could go on and on but what it boils down to is 3D is the new shiny and it isn't going away any time soon. Personally, I will be seeing Tron in 3D and it will probably look awesome. Hopefully the story follows suit.
 

Dexiro

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I hate it when they do the sticking out of the screen gimmick, but what annoys me more is that most people only watch 3D films for those parts.

I went to see Cloudy with Meatballs with my family expecting a load of crap. Turns out i really enjoyed the film, but the rest of my family said it was terrible, their only complaint being "nothing stuck out at the screen".
 

The_Puppy_Prince

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In CERTAIN animated movies it fits
While in most movies its just something that tags along
And no matter they still do that pointing thing
No matter what form its in
 

HolyMoogle

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I wish they'd call it Stereoscopic 3D rather than just 3D, although I guess that wouldn't market as well. Movies won't be genuinely 3D until they're of the Star Wars hologram variety, and the entire cinema is a canvas for the film, rather than just giving us a blurry illusion of depth in a 2D image.