The Fortune Cookie Thread

[A3Bf72rVWE5hA]

"A cheerful message is on it's way to you."

Dear gods I certainly hope so. I really need one now.

Here everyone, open a cookie!
http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com/

From that site:
"Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else's water lily."

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

"Take it easy"

Time to skip some classes then!

 

[Goofguy]

"Expect great things and greats things will come"

Hey uh, fate or providence or luck or whatever... I'm still waiting.

 

[TallanKhan]

I once got a fortune cookie that was blank. A very sad day.

 

[2HF]

I once got a fortune cookie that was blank. A very sad day.

I get those more often than I'd like. I even got one that was empty once. I was sure I was gonna die.

 

[Aerosteam]

"Common sense is not so common."

... Except in bed(?)

 

[lacktheknack]

"Please don't hold this fortune so close to your mouth. It smells."

I'm so depressed that OPM closed down, they had the best Vietnamese food and fortune cookies EVER.

 

[Kapri]

"If you think no one cares about you then try missing a house payment next month."

Not even joking, that was a real fortune cookie I got.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Funny story, one January my brother got the fortune "You will have good luck next year". Even funnier, he got his first girlfriend, with whom he's still with today, that year.

OT: "You will have good luck next year"

 

[TallanKhan]

I once got a fortune cookie that was blank. A very sad day.

I get those more often than I'd like. I even got one that was empty once. I was sure I was gonna die.

I sense a conspiracy.

Seriously though, how difficult is it to put a little slip of paper in a poor quality snack? Can you imagine if, say Lego had quality control issues like this?

 

[viranimus]

The one I use a LOT is

"Discontent is the first step of progress of any man or nation"

But the one hanging on my fridge at the moment reads

"You must control your emotions, Keep em under wraps"

To an individual with clinically diagnosed anger issues, that pretty good.

 

[Shinsei-J]

"drink tea"
Best fortune ever. Edit: I'm just going to extend on this.

After drinking a whole pot of tea each with this huge meal my friends and
I got fortune cookies and we decided to just open one of them because we were so full, we got "drink tea".
I was laughing so hard I almost through up.

-Snippy
http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com/

"Dream your dream and your dream will dream of you."
http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z275/bulla564/xzibit_meme_7219_RE_Wtf_am_i_reading-s510x334-157605-580.jpg

 

[Mavinchious Maximus]

You shall be good with money.

I think they mixed mine up with my Jewish friend's.

 

[bluerocker]

"You don't need the answers to all of life's questions. Just ask your father what to do."

This in bed stuff just got creepy for me...