I played WoW for a few years and recently hit 50 in The Old Republic. During my tenure in Azeroth I encountered a countless number of people who constantly complained about how WoW had butchered Warcraft lore with each new expansion and how all these beloved heroes and villains were used, abused and then kicked to the curb. I chalked this up as Blizzard simply using big name characters to keep fans of the franchise subscribed... well, after playing a few weeks of ToR it has become very evident that Blizzard isn't the only one's capable of butchering/perverting their own lore in order to give fan boys boners (or kill said boners).
I am more familiar with the Star Wars EU (extended universe) than most, and believe me I know: there is ALOT of stupid shit in the EU (some almost as bad as the prequels), but I always considered Kotor I & II to be the exception of the rule. Yeah they both had their own problems (II more than I), but overall they were really solid stories and I really hate to see them ruthlessly shat on by the very people that made it so great (seriously Karpyshyn, what the fuck happened?).
For the non-spoiler aspect of the discussion (for those who don't want TOR/Revan novel spoilers) I'll ask: what made Blizzard exploit their lore/characters? Why do you think Bioware is now following in their footsteps (among the other various ways it has copied Blizzard
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Now for those who know of the fate of Revan and/or those who don't give a shit about ToR spoilers the following is more specific musings over how Kotor's story has been mutilated by ToR:
I am more familiar with the Star Wars EU (extended universe) than most, and believe me I know: there is ALOT of stupid shit in the EU (some almost as bad as the prequels), but I always considered Kotor I & II to be the exception of the rule. Yeah they both had their own problems (II more than I), but overall they were really solid stories and I really hate to see them ruthlessly shat on by the very people that made it so great (seriously Karpyshyn, what the fuck happened?).
For the non-spoiler aspect of the discussion (for those who don't want TOR/Revan novel spoilers) I'll ask: what made Blizzard exploit their lore/characters? Why do you think Bioware is now following in their footsteps (among the other various ways it has copied Blizzard
Now for those who know of the fate of Revan and/or those who don't give a shit about ToR spoilers the following is more specific musings over how Kotor's story has been mutilated by ToR:
So if you've played enough of ToR/read the Revan book you probably have a decent idea of Revan's standing in the universe as of the current ToR patch. Lets make a quick checklist of things that happened to him since the end of Kotor I:
- Marries Bastila (canon dictates he is a male, chose lightside and banged Bastila's sexy ass)
- He helped Canderous find Mandelore's mask
- He traveled to the planet that the ToR Emperor force raped and was subsequently captured and interrogated by Sith for 3 years
- The Exile (main character from Kotor II, has a canon name, gender and ending as well), comes to his rescue and is portrayed in Drew's recent novel as a generic fanfic female jedi and displays Drew's misinterpretation of the Exile and Kotor II's story as a whole
- He, the Exile, Darth Scourge (some Sith who befriends Revan) try to stop the Emperor. Scourge betrays them because he has a vision another "champion" is destined to kill the Emperor in the future. Stupid, but roll with it :/
- Revan is imprisoned in some kind of super-magic prison of non-aging that has his mind connected to the Emperor (for reasons never explained) for 300 YEARS. Revan is able to prvent the war for 300 years and even forces the Emperor to make the Treaty of Coruscant.
- A Republic strike team frees him and he has apparently gone completely bat-shit bonkers over the last 300 years. He runs off to "The Foundery", the Star Forge but it makes droids instead (atleast its more creative than rebuilding the Death Star)
- An Imperial strike team finds the Foundry and attempts to kill Revan. He "dies" (aka teleports at 2% HP probably via Rakata bullshit-tech) and will presumably come back at a later point in the MMO's lifespan.
There are a million things wrong with the above and I could go into every minor detail at length if people actually wanted to hear it, but believe me... you don't. First thing's first: they should have kept these characters (minus the droids) in their own era. Let the Kotor games be important from a historical standpoint. If you wanted to use Revan why the fuck does this game have to take place 300 years later!? Its the same backwards logic used when they decided to kill Commander Shepard in the beginning of ME2 just so they have a bullshit excuse to have him/her work for terrorists when they revive him/her five minutes later.
Also... WHY THE FUCK DID THEY RETCON REVAN'S FALL!?!?!?!? This is arguably the most important aspect of Revan's past prior to the events of Kotor I and is vital to his character arc. ToR's retcon dictates that Revan and Malak confronted the Emperor with the intent of killing him and were instead mind controlled, turned evil and sent back to the Republic to test their strength. This is where it gets even more retarded: the darkside was so powerful in them that they FORGOT they worked for the Emperor... in fact, they lost all knowledge of the Empire entirely somehow and thought they were the only Sith out to conquer the Republic. This retcon is so stupid, nonsensical and unnecessary its almost hard to compare it to <insert popular Marvel/DC comic retcon here>. It makes Revan's character arc far less compelling and renders half of the conversations about Revan in Kotor II completely and utterly worthless. I need to stop... I'll go on about this forever if I don't stop here...
Anyway, yeah I am pretty pissed about all this and I know plenty of others are as well. Suffice it to say, I hate to see Revan (and others) dangled in our faces and used as plot devices to sell subscriptions. I hope I am done with this game before Revan inevitably returns Kael'thas style and announces, "THE FOUNDRY WAS MERELY A SETBACK!"
/rant
- Marries Bastila (canon dictates he is a male, chose lightside and banged Bastila's sexy ass)
- He helped Canderous find Mandelore's mask
- He traveled to the planet that the ToR Emperor force raped and was subsequently captured and interrogated by Sith for 3 years
- The Exile (main character from Kotor II, has a canon name, gender and ending as well), comes to his rescue and is portrayed in Drew's recent novel as a generic fanfic female jedi and displays Drew's misinterpretation of the Exile and Kotor II's story as a whole
- He, the Exile, Darth Scourge (some Sith who befriends Revan) try to stop the Emperor. Scourge betrays them because he has a vision another "champion" is destined to kill the Emperor in the future. Stupid, but roll with it :/
- Revan is imprisoned in some kind of super-magic prison of non-aging that has his mind connected to the Emperor (for reasons never explained) for 300 YEARS. Revan is able to prvent the war for 300 years and even forces the Emperor to make the Treaty of Coruscant.
- A Republic strike team frees him and he has apparently gone completely bat-shit bonkers over the last 300 years. He runs off to "The Foundery", the Star Forge but it makes droids instead (atleast its more creative than rebuilding the Death Star)
- An Imperial strike team finds the Foundry and attempts to kill Revan. He "dies" (aka teleports at 2% HP probably via Rakata bullshit-tech) and will presumably come back at a later point in the MMO's lifespan.
There are a million things wrong with the above and I could go into every minor detail at length if people actually wanted to hear it, but believe me... you don't. First thing's first: they should have kept these characters (minus the droids) in their own era. Let the Kotor games be important from a historical standpoint. If you wanted to use Revan why the fuck does this game have to take place 300 years later!? Its the same backwards logic used when they decided to kill Commander Shepard in the beginning of ME2 just so they have a bullshit excuse to have him/her work for terrorists when they revive him/her five minutes later.
Also... WHY THE FUCK DID THEY RETCON REVAN'S FALL!?!?!?!? This is arguably the most important aspect of Revan's past prior to the events of Kotor I and is vital to his character arc. ToR's retcon dictates that Revan and Malak confronted the Emperor with the intent of killing him and were instead mind controlled, turned evil and sent back to the Republic to test their strength. This is where it gets even more retarded: the darkside was so powerful in them that they FORGOT they worked for the Emperor... in fact, they lost all knowledge of the Empire entirely somehow and thought they were the only Sith out to conquer the Republic. This retcon is so stupid, nonsensical and unnecessary its almost hard to compare it to <insert popular Marvel/DC comic retcon here>. It makes Revan's character arc far less compelling and renders half of the conversations about Revan in Kotor II completely and utterly worthless. I need to stop... I'll go on about this forever if I don't stop here...
Anyway, yeah I am pretty pissed about all this and I know plenty of others are as well. Suffice it to say, I hate to see Revan (and others) dangled in our faces and used as plot devices to sell subscriptions. I hope I am done with this game before Revan inevitably returns Kael'thas style and announces, "THE FOUNDRY WAS MERELY A SETBACK!"
/rant