YAY!Madara XIII said:
Now I'll go to my second last game played, MineCraft:
Creepers (massive green penises which explode upon close contact to a male (the player character is called 'Steve') Freud Freud!
THE FREUD GAME!
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Now I'll go to my second last game played, MineCraft:
Creepers (massive green penises which explode upon close contact to a male (the player character is called 'Steve') Freud Freud!
Hmmm. Interesting prospect.
If we're going specifically for Freudian, I could argue Pokemon. Though what with the now ridiculous number of something over 600 Pokemon, I can't say that there isn't at least one which is vaguely phallic in nature.
I must think on this. I don't think it's entirely fair though, because any game with swords will automatically fall into the losing category, as well as most shooters. . . Ooh. Not attempting to be a winner but I want to be the first one to say this.
Shadow of the Colossus.
Think about it.
And the dead girl does nothing other than lay flat on her back throughout the course of the game.
Schwing!
[HEADING=3]Freud! Freud! Freud![/HEADING]
If we're going specifically for Freudian, I could argue Pokemon. Though what with the now ridiculous number of something over 600 Pokemon, I can't say that there isn't at least one which is vaguely phallic in nature.
I must think on this. I don't think it's entirely fair though, because any game with swords will automatically fall into the losing category, as well as most shooters. . . Ooh. Not attempting to be a winner but I want to be the first one to say this.
Shadow of the Colossus.
Think about it.
A young man throws away everything to carry a dead girl to a forbidden land to ask an invisible entity to save her, and gets told to go climb all over and plunge his sword into the glowing weak spots of sixteen massive extensions of the physical manifestations of the aforementioned invisible entity so that the young man can, in turn, be penetrated by the very soul of entity.
And the dead girl does nothing other than lay flat on her back throughout the course of the game.
Schwing!
[HEADING=3]Freud! Freud! Freud![/HEADING]
Cloud and his Huge Ass Sword FREUD FREUD
Also: shouldn't this be in Forum Games? ;P
EDIT: Sephiroths obssesion with his 'Mother'.
Also: shouldn't this be in Forum Games? ;P
EDIT: Sephiroths obssesion with his 'Mother'.
Pffftbahahahahaha I lost it the moment you mentioned Creepers XDMrJKapowey said:
Freud Freud indeed
every shooter. have you ever dropped your gnasher in exchange for the hammer of dawn? or dropped your needler in exchange for the gravity hammer? and god forbid i describe how the under barrel grenade launcher shows lack of confidence greated by having a small cock. why do these n00b tubers who play CoD have small cocks? BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO PLAYS CoD IS 7 YEARS OLD
OK so I am going out on a complete limb here so expect stupidityMadara XIII said:
At least a part of it is set in the middle east the birthplace of western law's and civilization with the Jewish/Christian religions so they are invading thus attempting to kill the original fatherland. Like i said expect stupidity in this post, but can't blame me for trying
Going back even further now (I'm determined to win again)...Madara XIII said:
Erm, Battlefield Bad Coy. 2 - Bromance in the squad? Possible Freud Freud?
Oh, and is that one by Binnsyboy (post 24) 'credible dispute'? And post 30 too...
.Madara XIII said:
Watch as I sound off every Freudian quote in that game!
"A bit rough don't you think?"
"Crawl out of one hole, and into another."
"That's a large thing you have there. But I don't like it when men play rough."
"Got something that might interest ya." *opens coat*
"There's a round hole like something fits in here."
And the always hilarious "Don't come!"
FREUD....FREUD....FREUD!
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH God I can't breathe!! It's bad enough imagined the right character voice for all of them, but that was just pure gold XDshadyh8er said:
Hmmmmm...last thing I played?
Well, that would be Catherine, actually.
Freud Freud!
The game's all about a guy who has nightmares of monsters created from his worries. One is a giant butt vigina thing with a tongue and eyes. I'm sure Freud would've loved this game.
Well, that would be Catherine, actually.
Freud Freud!
The game's all about a guy who has nightmares of monsters created from his worries. One is a giant butt vigina thing with a tongue and eyes. I'm sure Freud would've loved this game.
western law comes from greece, unfortunately for you. penetrating the source of love (religion/mother) and tolerance with hard extensions of masculinity (guns/dicks) is arguable though.Leon Last Lord Shyle said:
Samus' Morph Ball comes to mind. Like slithering an ovum back into a fallopian tube...Madara XIII said:
Also note the alarming enthusiasm with which she rams it into random orifices.
Samus, I love you. I do. But we can't pretend we don't see these things.
Wait, I can't allow myself to be a 'WINNER!!!' since the only map in the Beta features a US JDAM penetrating the earths crust, allowing the swarms of US Marines to travel along the single paths, right to their objectives, the two things they must reach...Madara XIII said:
Cheesus333 said:Samus' Morph Ball comes to mind. Like slithering an ovum back into a fallopian tube...Madara XIII said:
Also note the alarming enthusiasm with which she rams it into random orifices.
Samus, I love you. I do. But we can't pretend we don't see these things.
.....well dammit Samus...I'm genuinely afraid of her now.I really like Lord Of The Rings, a story about two men that go on a long journey with the intent of destroying a ring
FREUD FREUD
FREUD FREUD
while modern law is far closer to that of Greece democracy etc for many years Europe etc was far close to theological monarchies and Greece never had much impact upon northern Europe although i do agree modern society is far closer to the Greek system.TrilbyWill said:
although seeing as i just talked to my militantly religious family my views are likely to be skewed by insanity.
Assassin's Creed. Seriously, no one mentioned it yet?
Also, the amount of guns Lara Croft carries, must be because of her rampant penis envy. While I'm at the firearms, look at the size [http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/5817/masseffect2201108040422.jpg] of this thing. I feel my own penis envy reached critical mass when I realized that's my favourite ME2 weapon.
Freud Freud indeed.
Also, the amount of guns Lara Croft carries, must be because of her rampant penis envy. While I'm at the firearms, look at the size [http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/5817/masseffect2201108040422.jpg] of this thing. I feel my own penis envy reached critical mass when I realized that's my favourite ME2 weapon.
Freud Freud indeed.
Timesplitters: Future Perfect was the last thing that I played...hmmm... not counting guns=penis...
Well Khallos does have an obsession with his "pussy" (cat). Reverse penis envy?
You ride down to near the center of the earth in a giant drill (penis).
I think there's something about the Timesplitters themselves in there, but can't make the connection right now.
Anyways, FREUD FREUD!!!!!!!!!!
Well Khallos does have an obsession with his "pussy" (cat). Reverse penis envy?
You ride down to near the center of the earth in a giant drill (penis).
I think there's something about the Timesplitters themselves in there, but can't make the connection right now.
Anyways, FREUD FREUD!!!!!!!!!!