THE FUNNEST FACT YOU KNOW!!

[I am 2 cool 4 anime]

I have 2 fun facts:One is that they spent 1 MILLION $ on the worst movie ever and it was viewed by only 6 people and at the end,the people who made the movie asked the 6 people if they want there money back and the other is that the same guy reported me only because I disagreed with him,in my Duke Nukem forever thread...(and please be easy on the "OOH YOUR ENGLISH IS TERRIBLE!YOUR SPELLING IS LIKE A CRIME and that shit.Also I got PORTAL 2!! P and If I may quote GLADoS:"BIRDS,THEY ARE EVIL!" also

Spoiler

GLADoS becomes a potato in the game

 

[Hero in a half shell]

It is fully possible for people to lick their elbows, I have seen it done... Twice.

 

[Baby Eater]

The average human makes enough mucus to fill a shot glass every 10 minutes.

These facts are only 57% fun.

80% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

 

[Arsen]

This applies to old Roman Law. If you were a slave and ran away and they caught you, they could charge with the crime of "stealing yourself".

 

[Srrrh]

Three out of two people have problems with statistics.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who do not

 

[Aris Khandr]

Spoilered for semi-adult content.

Spoiler

A pig has 30 minute long orgasms.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Aussies don't ride on kangaroos.

 

[D Moness]

the capslock key is below your tab-key on your keyboard

 

[Psymon138]

St John's Wood is the only station on the London Underground that has none of the letters of the word 'mackerel' in its name.

 

[Matthew Wilson]

The song 'Stayin Alive' by the Bee Gees has almost the exact same number of beats per minute that a human heart has and so medical professional use it to help trainees when giving CPR.

The Queen song 'Another One Bites The Dust' also uses the same number of beats per minute but it's not used due to the unsuitable connotations of the song.

 

[Rakkana]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who do not

Haven't laughed so hard in a while ;D well done good sir.

 

[Atticus89]

Every year, there are at least five vending-machine related deaths.

 

[standokan]

The amount of chickens and human on earth is roughly the same

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Dogs eat applesauce in order to strengthen the ozone layer.

 

[Ekit]

"Funniest" is spelled with an I.

Sorry, that was incredibly mean of me. I'll try again...

Um-um-um-um-um...

Charlie Chaplin entered The Charlie Chaplin Look-A-Like Contest. He came third.

 

[UltraDeth]

Uranus is a gas giant.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Spoiler: Who is winning the 7th Gen Console wars?

Intel.
They make the chipsets for all three systems and 50% of all PCs.

 

[newdarkcloud]

You have a better chance of dying on your way to buy a lottery ticket then you do of actually winning the lottery.

The iPad is basically a large iPhone, yet people still buy it.

Licking a stump burns 10 calories.