THE FUNNEST FACT YOU KNOW!!

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Admiral Zheng He, the great Chinese admiral and explorer, was castrated and kept his manhood in a box that he took with him (at least, according to Lost on Plant China).

 

[I am 2 cool 4 anime]

Floccinaucinihilipilification

I dear you NO, I DOUBLE DEAR YOU TO YELL THAT IN CLASS!!

 

[Epslion.Bear]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotophobia

Phobia of making love

 

[I am 2 cool 4 anime]

Islam murders people for all kinds of reasons and calls itself "Peaceful".

Jeebus /quote]

HAHAHA HOMER!! DD You made my day!OFF 2 watch the simpsons!

 

[radioactive lemur]

You are 8 times more likely to be murdered by a cop than a terrorist

 

[Amphoteric]

The lottery combination 1,2,3,4,5,6 is the one that will earn you the least amount of money.

 

[Sacman]

The following statement is true... The previous statement is false...

and

Graham crackers and cornflakes were invented to stop kids from masturbating...

 

[BGH122]

HAHAHA HOMER!! DD You made my day!OFF 2 watch the simpsons!

Yeah, I think the Simpsons corrupted me some time back because now I always type Jeebus.

 

[priestswearseatbelts]

The Stig knows two facts about ducks..... and both of them are wrong.

 

[Saulkar]

Canadian's do not say hoser.
Sugar is the only word in word in the English dictionary where s and u make a "sh" sound...










Fo sure!

 

[Vet2501]

Spoilered for semi-adult content.

Spoiler

A pig has 30 minute long orgasms.

Not sure you can refer to it as an orgasm in an animal. However on a similar note, the typical volume of a boars ejaculate is half a litre. Makes you feel a bit inadequate doesn't it?

 

[Raven_Operative]

Three out of two people have problems with statistics.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who do not

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

 

[teh_Canape]

Spoilered for semi-adult content.

Spoiler

A pig has 30 minute long orgasms.

snails fart through their mouths

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

The daycare center in Johto is on route 34

 

[Erja_Perttu]

The song 'Stayin Alive' by the Bee Gees has almost the exact same number of beats per minute that a human heart has and so medical professional use it to help trainees when giving CPR.

The Queen song 'Another One Bites The Dust' also uses the same number of beats per minute but it's not used due to the unsuitable connotations of the song.

If you can keep a steady rhythm, Rapper's Delight also works ^_^

Floccinaucinihilipilification, the declaration of an item being useless, is the longest non-medical term in the English language.

HOLY SHIT! I thought that work was made up, I didn't know it meant something. Mind = blown.



(Capcha- beseeching esstribl. Why esstribl? WHY?)

 

[suitepee7]

err, i find it pretty ironic that an anagram of funeral is real fun...

 

[I am 2 cool 4 anime]

The Stig knows two facts about ducks..... and both of them are wrong.

LOLOLOL!!!I watched that episode yesterday!!ANOTER TOP GEAR FAN!! DD

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Ostriches are the stupidest animals.

Hippo milk is pink.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia means the fear of long words (Irony).

Hummingbirds can fly backwards.

 

[TheEvilCheese]

More American Veterans committed suicide after the Vietnam war than died fighting it.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Islam murders people for all kinds of reasons and calls itself "Peaceful".

Jeebus, you just don't give one solitary fuck about moderator wrath, do you?

Our cells are composed of other cells! Humans have organelles in their cells called 'Mitochondria', which were once independent prokaryotic cells that evolved to form a symbiotic relationship with our current day eukaryotic cells!

Mitochondria, eh? They evolved into a Parasite huh?

Coincidentally, I learned what you said from Parasite Eve. I came for the hot blonde main character, and stayed for the mildly skewed biology.