The Funniest Thing You've Posted on These Forums

[OldAccount]

Ever come up with a particularly witty remark on these forums that needs revisiting? Post it here! Give context if necessary.

I'd post something myself but somehow starting this thread just to show off seems kinda douchey. So I'll make you do all the work!

 

[steeple]

I dont really remember the context, but it was something about a sexually active infant: "the moment babys would have sexual needs is the moment we would need to start teaching sex-ed in the uterus" (or something along the lines of that...
maybe not the funniest, but it made me laugh for quite a bit after I posted it...

also, I demand you post something! for science!

 

[The Apothecarry]

Someone asked about what my last words would be. I responded with a Red vs. Blue Caboose quote: "TUCKER DID IT!"

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

The funniest thing I posted got me on probation and then later caused another infraction to be a suspension.

Revel in all its glory here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.250978-Poll-What-console-would-Jesus-play#9301136].

There are probably things I've said that are just as funny, if not funnier, but that one was the easiest to find.

 

[Miles000]

In recent memory...

Thread name:
what will the first mod in skyrim be?

First response.

A user patch to make the game playable if past experience is anything to go by.

That's all I can think of without going back through all my posts.

 

[OldAccount]

also, I demand you post something! for science!

For science you say? Well in that case...
In response to the thread "Who would you rather let die your pet or me?"

Depends...

...Are you willing to sit in my lap and purr?

 

[TheMagicIndian]

I have none. I'm not very funny.

 

[DJDarque]

Nothing at all. But there is a big diffrence between my little pony and avatar. I would watch my little pony with a toddler. I can watch avatar with a child and actually be able to sit through it without imploding.

And I can sit and watch My Little Pony by myself without imploding. I believe by the standards you just stated, that makes me more manly.

I thought it was damn witty. By my standards, at least.

 

[EllEzDee]

Oooh, i get it, this thread is to round up all the "special" posters.
I'm on to your tricks...

 

[farq1414]

i don't remember but it went some thing along the lines of this

"you get a Hand"
(clap)

 

[lokiduck]

Hmm that's a hard one, but to me the most perfect was the one forum about the zombie Apocalypse starting and you look to your left and that's your weapon.

I did it.

"sitting there on bed when apocalypse starts looks to left and sees pillows, mattress, stuffed animals, and religious books." Well I can maybe make a weapon out of one of these. *Looks to right and sees huge arsenal of swords, bats, and sticks.* Damn it.

that or the time when the last character you killed in a video game and the item to your left is there to help you in the Zombie Apocalypse.

Some people got sticks and awesome characters, I got a lipton tea bottle and Minecraft pig XD

 

[Queen Michael]

We were discussing what superhero you'd like to be.

This is more of a question of not only powers but of someone that closely resembles you're personality as well

Mine would have to be DEADPOOL If anything the humor he has is great

Deadpool. The Cable & Deadpool version of him to be precise. Joe Kelly's 'Pool would have had too many mental problems.

I think the mental problems add a really interesting side to him, especially if you've read the Wade Wilson's War arc.

I was gonna reply about first of all, I haven't gotten that far yet, since I've only read what's in the Deadpool Classic books that have been released so far, and second...
But screw it, I'll just pretend Deadpool's here with me and let him speak for me:
"Look, pal, he wasn't saying he doesn't like the Joe Kelly version of me or thinks it's not a masterpiece all good kids ought to go and buy multiple copies of right now; (oh look ma, I can use semicolons,) he's just saying that being as coconuts as I was back then would be as much fun as watching the Star Wars Holiday Special with all the Bea Arthur parts cut away."

 

[Flailing Escapist]

The Great Spiderman Thread of 2011 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.286700-All-posts-welcome-a-k-a-The-Great-2011-Spiderman-thread?page=1], and post it!
Haha! You fools, I'll take credit for all our wit!
In another thread we rhyme,
now I do it all the time.
I can't control it! Help! I'm so sick of this shit!

 

[OldAccount]

The funniest thing I posted got me on probation and then later caused another infraction to be a suspension.

Revel in all its glory here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.250978-Poll-What-console-would-Jesus-play#9301136].

There are probably things I've said that are just as funny, if not funnier, but that one was the easiest to find.

That was totally worth the suspension.

 

[Particulate]

Ever come up with a particularly witty remark on these forums that needs revisiting? Post it here! Give context if necessary.

I'd post something myself but somehow starting this thread just to show off seems kinda douchey. So I'll make you do all the work!

I've been here for 3-4 days. Sorry but I slung out anything mega-lolzy yet

 

[steeple]

I have none. I'm not very funny.

all it takes is some training

Spoiler: allow me to help

Depends...

...Are you willing to sit in my lap and purr?

I'm guessing the answer was "feed me seymour"?

 

[SnowyGamester]

I commented on this article [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/106895-GPS-Bracelets-Used-to-Track-Sex-Offenders] (read first, context required) with something along these lines:

But tracking us by GPS?

Heh.

The forum post with all the comments has since mysteriously disappeared...

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

The funniest thing I posted got me on probation and then later caused another infraction to be a suspension.

Revel in all its glory here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.250978-Poll-What-console-would-Jesus-play#9301136].

There are probably things I've said that are just as funny, if not funnier, but that one was the easiest to find.

That was totally worth the suspension.

Yeah, I was happy to take it for that. I'm pretty sure I deserved it too.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

I haven't said anything funny in a long while and I can't be bothered going past page 5 of my recent posts so I'll contribute what I could find: one picture and one comment:

This picture:

and on a different thread this comment:

On whether Slenderman is scary:

Nah he's just like a ripoff, less cuddly version of Candlejack who is the real threa