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farmerboy219

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are you a gaming nerd...well simply yes.

I know because you are reading an article telling you if you are a nerd or not. But if you were told to read it by a mate then not as much but your still a bit sad because you still looked it up to check if you are a nerd or not.

So are you the "Author" a Gaming Nerd?

Of course I am sitting in a dark room living of cans of coke and yogurts, my Playstation 3 is on in the background and I am not even playing it, and I am writing a article to tell other nerds how nerdy they are in an attempt to make myself feel like a superior nerd compared to all of you other nerds.

Let me just say this?my mother just came in and asked me what I wanted for Christmas in a few months. Rather then give her a big list of crappy films, expensive games or a new flavor yogurt I want to live off for the next year I said the stereotypical teenage thing??Dunno?. So she said ?O.K it?s just that Ive just seen one of the gaming chairs with the speakers in the headrest you might like? now I said ?yeah that sounds nice? but in my head I thought ?oh my god that sounds amazing? and it made me think I really am a nerd.

In fact I belive my lifes best achivement was unlocking the golden AK in cod 4...life's gone down hill recently
 

CoziestPigeon

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Run on sentences are run on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.

Also, what sort of discussion should the be evoking?
 

farmerboy219

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just cos i feel like a bit of a rant every now and then, plus its good realisation for people, just think is there anything nerdy that u do?
 

Theo Samaritan

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farmerboy219 said:
Let me just say this?my mother just came in and asked me what I wanted for Christmas in a few months. Rather then give her a big list of crappy films, expensive games or a new flavor yogurt I want to live off for the next year I said the stereotypical teenage thing??Dunno?. So she said ?O.K it?s just that Ive just seen one of the gaming chairs with the speakers in the headrest you might like? now I said ?yeah that sounds nice? but in my head I thought ?oh my god that sounds amazing? and it made me think I really am a nerd.
When I read this it instantly made me think you are gonna get one hell of a shock when you enter real life. No offence.

I live the life of a nerd but I don't make a big deal of it, 'tis just who I am.
 

sneak_copter

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farmerboy219 said:
just cos i feel like a bit of a rant every now and then, plus its good realisation for people, just think is there anything nerdy that u do?
Yes there is, YOUNG MAN. I like to spend all day rocking in a dark corner, scared to go outside /sarcasm
Erm, The nerdiest thing I have ever done was probably playing The Club for about 6 hours straight, and getting to #4 in the world as Seager.

PS. Say hello to puberty for me. Have fun.
 

Erana

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Damn, you look like a young version of the old Andy Warhol... [http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-17730287.jpg?size=67&uid=%7B32CB5B8F-5C9F-4EFC-BC13-D53606B16613%7D]

Anyway, who isn't a nerd here? I take pride in not being a typical teenage girl, or a typical female college student... *shutters*
 

Daveman

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Not so much specific to gaming, but in a nerd sense I suppose memorising loads of monty python and the hitchikers guide to the galaxy is pretty high up...

Plus I spend half of my lessons at school discussing PC specs and PC gaming with two other people. When you consider that's about 20 hours per week it seems a bit much. You'd think we'd run out of topics too.
 

farmerboy219

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Erana said:
Damn, you look like a young version of the old Andy Warhol... [http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-17730287.jpg?size=67&uid=%7B32CB5B8F-5C9F-4EFC-BC13-D53606B16613%7D]

Anyway, who isn't a nerd here? I take pride in not being a typical teenage girl, or a typical female college student... *shutters*
ha he's very sexy, lol. but also i belive that people who critisise other nerds for being nerdy are actually bigger nerds because they are trying to seem above the lower crowd. so u might aswell except it every1
 

Theo Samaritan

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farmerboy219 said:
ha he's very sexy, lol. but also i belive that people who critisise other nerds for being nerdy are actually bigger nerds because they are trying to seem above the lower crowd. so u might aswell except it every1
Listen you smarmy git, there are two things you have to know. Firstly: Assuming things about people is a one way trip to social hell. Secondly: People don't like being told what to "except" (accept).

And thirdly, the escapist is a discussion forum, not a forum for rants, whines, piss ups and general pointless wastes of bandwidth unless there is a discussion behind it.

Finally, I guarantee you missed the British comedy reference in the above post.

EDIT: 'scuse the post mods, but people need to be taught young.
 

chumpzilla_69

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Theo Samaritan said:
farmerboy219 said:
ha he's very sexy, lol. but also i belive that people who critisise other nerds for being nerdy are actually bigger nerds because they are trying to seem above the lower crowd. so u might aswell except it every1
Listen you smarmy git, there are two things you have to know. Firstly: Assuming things about people is a one way trip to social hell. Secondly: People don't like being told what to "except" (accept).

And thirdly, the escapist is a discussion forum, not a forum for rants, whines, piss ups and general pointless wastes of bandwidth unless there is a discussion behind it.

Finally, I guarantee you missed the British comedy reference in the above post.

EDIT: 'scuse the post mods, but people need to be taught young.
Sir, You have just been web-shanked. +1 Internet to Theo Samaritan
 

Merciful Torture

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sneak_copter said:
farmerboy219 said:
just cos i feel like a bit of a rant every now and then, plus its good realisation for people, just think is there anything nerdy that u do?
Yes there is, YOUNG MAN. I like to spend all day rocking in a dark corner, scared to go outside /sarcasm
Take out the sarcasm in that message and you've got me and my neighborhood.
more than half of the teenagers that live here are in the same gang and they hate white people. [no i'm not kidding. the last white kid that didn't live here that went out got the shit beat outta him (and he was only 8)]
 

InvisibleMilk

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Merciful Torture said:
sneak_copter said:
farmerboy219 said:
just cos i feel like a bit of a rant every now and then, plus its good realisation for people, just think is there anything nerdy that u do?
Yes there is, YOUNG MAN. I like to spend all day rocking in a dark corner, scared to go outside /sarcasm
Take out the sarcasm in that message and you've got me and my neighborhood.
more than half of the teenagers that live here are in the same gang and they hate white people. [no i'm not kidding. the last white kid that didn't live here that went out got the shit beat outta him (and he was only 8)]
You need to leave. NOW
That's just not right, man.
EDIT: The neighborhood, not the forum
 

WilliamWhite1

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I'm totally a nerd.
I'm such a nerd I don't even have to prove it.
Please, someone tell me how nerdy I am.
I'll beg if I have to.
 

D_987

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So because we like Video-games we are nerds...despite video-games becoming a fast-growing medium.

You wouldn't call an i-pod user a nerd. You wouldn't call a movie-goer a nerd. So why assume all gamers are nerds?