The gift game

[Mettking]

I give you a TASer flying up them, he reached the top before you finish reading this/

I give you the Healing Touch from Trauma Center.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I sell the on eBay. I already have three pairs.

I give you my dirty dishes.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

It is gone in no time flat.

I give you the master key for your school.

 

[SkyeNeko]

Yay! 8D

i give you a black hole

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I use it to throw away my trash.

I give you the colour cyan.

 

[Eumersian]

You mean "dirty blue"?

I give you a lifetime supply of Kraft Easy Mac.
[sup][sup][sup]Eeeewwwwww?[/sup][/sup][/sup]

 

[Admiral Stukov]

[sub]Of course I mean the dirty blue trunks, what did you think?[/sub]

I give you a siege tank that counters everything

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I live in it.

I give you the power of a Saiyan.

 

[scorptatious]

Fuck yeah! *flies off to destroy a planet*

I give you a hamster.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I will put in the Escapist, boosting its power.

I give you a dog.

 

[cryogeist]

>_>
<_<
ill make burgers with it

I give you this box

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I uncrate it... Its full of junk!

I give you a wisdom ring.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

But I'm a rogue! I need +DEX.

I give you this dusty old tome of forbidden magic.

 

[cryogeist]

WOOO!
*blasts wall with some sort of spell*
WOOOO!
*goes nuts*

I give you Excalibur

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Another one?

*tosses it next to the massive pile of Masamunes*

I give you a cliche.

 

[cryogeist]

??? thanks???

I give you men of war!
(if you dont know what it is look it up!)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd prefer a man of war but whatever.

I give you ban thread immunity.