The gift game

[cryogeist]

ill pound it up! and turn it inta scrap metal!

i give you some scrap metal

 

[X10J]

But... I loved that time machine.

I give you a steaming pile of brocolly.

 

[cryogeist]

*sets it on fire*

I give you a pile of fire

 

[X10J]

Lovely, by now I've rebuilt my time machine, and will bring the back to the stone age where it will be discovered by a caveman, sparking the development of the species into what it is today.

I give you the inability to rain on my parade.

 

[cryogeist]

*uses C-4 on time machine*
you were saying?

I give you my used detonator

 

[Dango]

I keep pressing it until something happens.

I give you a thermometer.

 

[X10J]

Ahh good, a thermometer, I only need a small amount of mercury for my new time machine.

I give you life.

 

[Dango]

And then I died.

I give you the plague.

 

[cryogeist]

....

i give you a armed nuke

 

[Dango]

I do nothing.

I give you a key.

 

[X10J]

I wonder what it goes to.

I give you a lock.

 

[Dango]

I take back my key and use it on the lock.

I give you nuclear tights.

 

[X10J]

They'll go with my dentures.

I give you a Futurama referance.

 

[Dango]

I thank you.

I give you cold.

 

[X10J]

Better than hot.

I give you a joke about a possible error you made.

 

[Dango]

I take offense.

I give you a shirt.

 

[X10J]

Thank you.

I give the realization that your giving me a cold indicates physical contact.

 

[Dango]

Unless I used magic.

I give you greatness.

 

[Dango]

I draw a rainbow.

I give you my drawing.