The gift game

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

More? Alright.

I give you a void world that you can store your stuff in.

 

[cryogeist]

OWWWW

I give you
*shoots with mg 42*
BULLETS!

 

[Dango]

I fall asleep.

I give you a golden egg.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I hatch it so I can get a bird that will lay more! Most simpletons would sell it immediately.

I give you an unsatisfiable hunger.

 

[Dango]

I eat it.

I give you Will Smith.

 

[Dango]

I throw it out.

I give you a Wrist-Strong bracelet.

 

[Dango]

I cry.

I give you a vial of my tears.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I put it in a place and forget about it.

I give you magic that is fueled by shouting.

 

[Dango]

I shout at you for ripping off Skyrim.

I give you a wall of spikes.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I relieve him of duty.

I give you Old Dutch potato chips.

 

[xmbts]

Neat, I needed the emotional trauma on top of the physical.

I give you Simon Pegg.

 

[cryogeist]

who?

I give you a shotgun

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I keep it under my bed. For safety.

I give you an incredible experience.