The gloating thread

[JagermanXcell]

I beat Dark Souls NG+7 Calamity ring, no shield, slvl 1, Platinumed that baby ages ago, played the Dks2 beta, get on my level nerds.
I beat DMC3 on DMD for the 56th time (can't remember, too much fun), get on my level nerds.
I beat MGR Revenegance on Revenegance, no damage, no wigs, get on my level nerds.
Got 8, count em EIGHT, video games on Black Friday for $70, get on my level nerds.
Big Boss Emblem, Big Boss Difficulty, MGS4, get on my level nerds.

Went on a date with a cute girl whose into Persona, Zelda, and Metroid Prime, we'll be going on another one very soon,
I AM A GOD, THIS THREAD MUST NOW NEIL BEFORE MY INFINITE POWER.

 

[Evonisia]

I'm in the Top 2500 people in the world for one of Modern Warfare 3's Spec Ops missions, I guess that kinda counts. I've also completed FarCry on it's hardest difficulty and well... I now instinctively know how to smash enter whenever a bullet flies near my head.

I remember completing Halo Wars on Legendary, and fuck me that game is just a massive grind on Legendary.

I leveled a monk from level 1-90 in 16 hours play time in WoW this week as well. And since I've run a weekly flex raid on my main for the last several months I will likely get away with bringing her into it to get carried through for gear.

I won't try to top 16 hours, but hopefully I'll have something similar with my monk (full looms, guild buff, monk buff, 300% elixir from timeless isle for one hour).

 

[Epicspoon]

I got all the achievements in Super Meat Boy. Do I win yet?

 

[Harlemura]

I was on Team Fortress 2 earlier playing Pyro and I beat a Soldier, Demoman, and two Medics in a fight all by myself.
Admittedly it was in a teeny tiny room and it was mostly thanks to two lucky rocket refelcts but my name was all over the killfeed so gosh dang it if I'm not gonna be chuffed with myself.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Anybody got anything less significant? I thought not.

I am ranked in the top 1% for skill with the UMP in Battlefield 3... in the world.

More specifically, I am position 5131 of over 10000000 (ten million!) tracked users, hows that for an overly specific superlative?

I am also in the top 5% for the AN94, SKS and for air combat in general, polish me a bucket...

 

[Mzuark]

I'm a casual that thinks Skyrim Vanilla was on the best games I've ever played, and for good reason, that beat Dark Souls completionist style within a few days.