The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly.

[Lexodus]

Seeing as somebody made a Soviet Russia jokes thread, I decided to make one of these.
Essentially, tell a story using this format:

The good: Going up to a fat person and asking when they?re due.
The bad: Your girlfriend knows them.
The ugly: it's her brother.

 

[EvilMuffin094]

The good:You order a burger somewhere.
The bad:You figure out the meat did NOT come from a cow.
The ugly:You don't care.

 

[XJ-0461]

The good: Hooking up with a woman at a bar.
The bad: Turns out it's your best friends girlfriend.
The ugly: You catch some sort of disease off her.

 

[N0b0dy]

The good: Your daughter gets a job
The bad: She's a whore
The ugly: She earns more money than you

 

[Lexodus]

The good: It's payday.
The bad: On the way home, you are robbed.
The ugly: By a howler monkey.

 

[Agent Larkin]

The good: It's Sunday
The bad: You have to go to church
The ugly: It's an hours drive away.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

The good: You have a new fan.
The bad: It's broken.
The ugly: You live in Egypt.
The really ugly: The repairman works for Microsoft.