The great sex and sexuality questionnaire! (Will probably get NSFW)

[elvor0]

I didn't expect to see many people play along with this thread. Are we really so eager to satisfy a stranger on the internet's curiosity?

Like a few people have said; anonimity works wonders. I myself mainly was curious as to what other people were into in a quasi-pervy sort of way, but I'm /mostly/ open about what I'm into in real life, except a couple of things.

OT:

Male

Straight

Fetishes: Err, fetishes, I do enjoy watching a wide variety of things. To name a few, Hentai, porn where the girl with more than 2 men, oil, furry, futa, shemales with other shemales or lesbians, squirting, HUGE TRACKS OF LAND, with no upper limit, which leads to breast expansion, transformation, growth, that sort of stuff. I don't like watching BDSM, it makes me uncomfortable, but I do enjoy engaging in it.

Freakiest Thing: Like I said, I enjoy BDSM, I've fingered a girl in front of 3 other dudes, not /they/ were doing anything, but they knew it was happening.

Drawing the line: I personally wouldn't engage in recieving anal, or stick my mouth anywhere near the arse(that's where poopie comes from). I've never tried anal, it doesn't realy appeal to me, but if my girlfriend ever suggested it (unlikely), I'd try it FOR SCIENCE! or any vore-esque practices/pain to do with my testicles, whipping, cutting, spanking is fine, but the more...hardcore stuff is beyond me. I also go nowhere near sick, piss or poop and wouldn't personally engage in a sexual encounter with more than 1 man involved. That man being me.

Anyone else is free to do what ever they buggering well want to bugger, with of course the exceptions of beastality and peadophilla. If it can consent, you're fine by me.

 

[Last Hugh Alive]

1) Male
2) Straight
3) I have a very simple obsession with the idea of GIVING head to the ladies, I hope I get to do a lot of that in future. Bondage and foreplay are also turn on's.
4) I'm 23 and still a virgin so the craziest experience I've had was receiving oral sex in a park at night.
5) Draw the line at pee and poop, or acts of aggression that go beyond playful roughness.

 

[Angelous Wang]

1. Male

2. Bisexual Technically.
I?m only attracted to women, but I like things in my butt, if was in an threesome or such with another guy and he wanted to fuck me I?d let him provided I could look at/play with the girl whilst he did it. I?d also do a convincing enough Trans or let one do me. I?d probably also do a fem enough guy if he cross-dressed.

3. Domiantion/Submission of pretty much any kind (Maledom, Femdom, Transdom, BDSM ect), aggressive/rough/violent sex and verbal abuse.

4. Things have gone up butt.

5. I don't really do pain play on myself (but fine to do it to others if they want), vomit, scat, blood and absolutely no tactical torture or devices of any kind.

 

[Vault101]

2. Bisexual Technically.
I?m only attracted to women, but I like things in my butt, if was in an threesome or such with another guy and he wanted to fuck me I?d let him provided I could look at/play with the girl whilst he did it. I?d also do a convincing enough Trans or let one do me. I?d probably also do a fem enough guy if he cross-dressed.

...not to tell other people what they should label themselves but liking anal of various kinds is not inherently "gay"...so if you wanted calling yourself straight wouldn't be "incorrect" at all

 

[Someone Depressing]

1) Male, shock, surprise, ect.

2) Bisexual. I lean more towards the other team, though.

3) Not too comfortable sharing them, but mostly because I haven't had many chances to explore them. I suppose I prefer to be submissive.

4) A girl I've been with once asked if she could stick her fingers up my butt. I was walking funny the next day.. I expected her to just, whatever, but no, she got in there.

5) Pain that goes beyond simply being rough, or playful. There's a line.

I'm surprised how many people are being open about this. I suppose the GIFT [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/greater-internet-fuckwad-theory] doesn't just apply to being an asshole. It's also made me realise how boring I am.

 

[Fappy]

You guys let Bara into this thread waaaaay too early. Everyone knows she's way higher level than all of us when it comes to this stuff T^T

 

[Pieturli]

1)Male
2)Straight/Asexual.Idk i like women but i am not sexually attracted to them.The mere sight of genitalia disgusts me.(be it female or male)
3)God no.
4)Nothing i've never had sex and never plan to.
5)I wouldn't do anything period.Like i said before the mere thought of sex disgusts me.

 

[BeerTent]

Quizzes! I love quizzes! I can answer them in truthful, yet foolish ways!

1) Tent

2) Very well defined straight edges.

3) Hooooo~ Boy! Leather, chain, rope, D/s, B/D, and 'adorable' things. 'Specially Cuddles. Yes. I'm serious on this one. Shush. I consider myself a Switch, which means I'm okay in both D/s roles. ^.^

I do have a few other things as well, why not come out with them? When I say cute, I can go with the fuzzy people thing. The fur's have some rather nice BDSM 'artwork' if you catch my drift. I also consider myself a good writer at times. Role-players, anyone? Okay! Back in the closet with those thoughts! You can catch another one of my 'Personalities' On 'The List.'

4) I'm not as sexually active as my Self Proclaimed Internet Celebrity Status (Nope, don't put that in an acronym.) might make you think. However, I have spent some time on a St.Andrews cross, but the 'freakist' thing was Fireplay. Someone puts rubbing alcohol on your back in a strip or pattern, ignites it, and then immediately wipes away the flame to extinguish it. I cannot describe the feels, but imagine the best massage you've ever received. Multiply that awesomeness by 20. Fireplay. (However, I don't recommend it unless the person doing it to you has been properly trained! It's as dangerous as it sounds!!)

5) Presumably with pavement. On chalk. I'd say I'd draw the line with S/M. I do not really find pain all that sexy, or repeated beatings as well. I understand the science behind it, but I'm not so sure I could receive a longer session. Doing such a session, maybe. But once I see the marks, I'd ease up too much. Getting cut was interesting though. After reading a bit, the givens are put up there as well. S/Ws, pseudorape stuff is a no with me (Much to a bleeding heart's disappointment.)

Everyone's got their own kinks. It's always important to accept those who are different from you. Especially in my case. I'm a tent and you're all weird. But I love you all anyway!! Most importantly, when it comes to BDSM, I believe that you shouldn't do something to someone unless you've had it done to yourself first. Never been suspended? Don't do suspension. (Also because that's part of friggen practice!!)

CAPTCHA: "turn the tables" You know me so well...

 

[V4Viewtiful]

I suppose this is a good a place as any

1) male

2) Strighter than a light beam

3) I'm an arse man. Small, big, I don't care, I can make it work.

4) it involved icream, nothing happened (to me, nothing ever does, I remain untouched) but I witnessed somethings I refused to share.

5) blood and bondage I'm a black guy, I can't get comfortable with that sh!t. Scat and pee would be there but I've handle babies so...

 

[SckizoBoy]

You guys let Bara into this thread waaaaay too early. Everyone knows she's way higher level than all of us when it comes to this stuff T^T

Dude... you know she can smell stuff like this out from like a hundred miles away... there's no such thing as 'letting her into a thread'! =P

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Huh... wasn't aware you'd done that...

OT:

Hmmm, well...

1) Male
2) Mostly straight, but unlike those guys here who don't mind male genitalia but aren't attracted to men, I'm the other way 'round (I like men and appreciate good hunkiness in moderation... but don't like what they have between their legs...) *ahem*
3) I have a submissive... that ought to answer that one! And if you really want to know, she has a punishment diary.
4) Um... it involved a hitachi, several pieces of string, cuffs, a flogger and a lot of screaming.
5) Echoing what folks have already mentioned, no starting unless you know my safeword, no scat, no bloodplay, no sharps, no waxplay, no breathplay (I'm OK with choking, just not much), no watersports and no rapeplay.

Think that covers... most of it... ¬_¬

 

[Pieturli]

You guys let Bara into this thread waaaaay too early. Everyone knows she's way higher level than all of us when it comes to this stuff T^T

Dude... you know she can smell stuff like this out from like a hundred miles away... there's no such thing as 'letting her into a thread'! =P

She sounds like someone I'd want to get to know







Anyways, thanks for all the replies people!

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

You guys let Bara into this thread waaaaay too early. Everyone knows she's way higher level than all of us when it comes to this stuff T^T

Heh, just got lucky and saw the thread in the latest posts next to my inbox.

 

[Trivun]

Hmmm, interesting thread. Also very interesting to see such mature and respectful posts, so kudos all .

1) Male here.

2) At university I experimented, considered myself then to be 'bisexual' but 'hetero-romantic'. However, since then I've realised that I am in fact pretty much completely straight.

3) Hmmm, I haven't really tried many fetishes so I suppose I'm still fairly open minded. I do want to try a lot of different things though, particularly BDSM. I also really like girls in lingerie, sexy stockings and suspenders turn me on massively...

4) While I was in the experimental phase at university, I went to a gay sauna a few times, when I was in a swimming pool there I was sucked off by a guy about my age. Enjoyed it at the time, not so much now though. I've also fucked a few transvestites before, also at the gay sauna. With girls, everything's been fairly vanilla so far, still need to find a girl willing to get really kinky

5) I'll never do anything illegal, paedophilia and bestiality and so on are completely out of the question. Not a fan of scat or watersports either. Also, I'm only interested in consensual sex, including with regards to fetishes, so anything that my partner's uncomfortable with is a no-no as well.

 

[Trivun]

You guys let Bara into this thread waaaaay too early. Everyone knows she's way higher level than all of us when it comes to this stuff T^T

Heh, just got lucky and saw the thread in the latest posts next to my inbox.

You guys let Bara into this thread waaaaay too early. Everyone knows she's way higher level than all of us when it comes to this stuff T^T

Dude... you know she can smell stuff like this out from like a hundred miles away... there's no such thing as 'letting her into a thread'! =P

She sounds like someone I'd want to get to know

Anyways, thanks for all the replies people!

Haha, I think I'd love to get to know her a bit myself ;D

 

[kingspikearcher]

Yeah, it's good to see everyone being so open. Having this kind of oportunity really can help people get comfortable with talking about this kind of thing - hopefully leading to being able to be more 'out' down the line. I know my younger self would have been very encouraged to see BDSM being so common amongst the other posters - if he'd dared to join the thread honestly himself.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

1) female *waves*

2) straight as an arrow!

3) While I haven't had sex yet, I do have a thing for bondage. Foreplay is a big thing too. I did make out with an ex once and that was really the first time I had been groped or anything. I kinda liked it. Hasn't happened since. Ido also like long haired men with the whole idea of running my hand through his hair, That's not weird, is it?

I also have a thing for metal limbs, I blame my love for winter soldier from this.

(I've been with a guy for close a year and a half and our relationship is purely romantic. We love each other but both knew we are not ready for sex.)

4) Uh...I dated a guy once who could do Gambit's (from x-men) accent to a tee. We made out a few times and he whispered in my ear in the accent and boy. Now I enjoyed that greatly.

5) choking, I even hate looking at my own sexual parts let alone someone elses, which I guess is odd, but oh well. I also will never go down on a first date, that's another thing.

 

[MrMixelPixel]

1. Male
2. I dunno
3. I dunno
4. Haven't had sex
5. I have so many lines in regards to sex it's kind of sad.

Then its a tad stupid to post. You don't gotta post in every thread you read.

1. Male
2. Straight.
3. Pretty standard stuff.
4. I did once successfully make my girlfriend orgasm so many times, she fell asleep from it (around the 23rd time). As a bit of a prank, I managed to open her mouth and come inside while she slept from the over fucking. Wanted to see how long it'd take her to wake up from it.

My apologies if you felt my post was stupid or unnecessary. It just seemed like a relevant time to briefly bring up my uncertainty with sex or sexuality. Sometimes people aren't sure about stuff like and that uncertainty can add discussion value.