The Greatest Forms of Irony !

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Caimekaze

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When I was very young my father accidentally dropped "The Good Parenting Handbook" on my head.

Later, while I was in primary school I fell off my chair and hurt myself reaching for a copy of the "Child Safety Handbook".

Brilliant.
 

RnAoDm

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Opened a PC up at work to put memory in and even though the memory was next to me i still had to ask someone what i was doing. Mind went blank and i forgot :(
 

Eclectic Dreck

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My favorite form of irony:

When a character in a book does or says something without knowing the future impacts. An excellent example is when Oedipus decrees that king Laius' murder will be executed to run from town. Unfortunately, Oedipus is in fact the ex-king's assassin.

Most of the time when people point out irony, they are unaware that dramatic irony and literal irony are completely different.

As someone pointed out earlier, Bender defines literal irony when he says "The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention. Now that IS irony!". This is in response to Lela's signing over her hand to the Robot devil to get new robotic ears (after being deafened) in order to hear Fry's opera (the final episode of the show). Unfortunately, the contract Lela signed was an agreement to marry the Robot Devil. Technically, as a work of Drama, this could qualify as dramtic irony (the kind most people erroniously point out in real life) as well a literal irony in the context of the show.
 

fletch_talon

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TaborMallory said:
UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
"All People Who own Wii's are Ignorant"
pimppeter2 said:
Thats not ironic thats only coincidental
It's neither ironic nor coincidental. It's an opinion.
I believe he's claiming its ironic that people say "Wii owners are ignorant" because that is an opinion based on ignorance and bigotry.

Nigh Invulnerable said:
Also, the song 'Ironic' by Alanis Morisette is awesomely ironic because none of the examples she cites as irony are. Maybe she pwned us all.
Damn, you beat me to it. Isn't that ironic... don't you think?

No I spose not.
 

twistedshadows

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A person who criticizes other people's grammar and spelling, yet can't get the difference between "your" and "you're." It seems to happen frequently.
 

Zombie_Fish

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I've got two here:

1) This is from the film Bowling For Columbine, when Michael Moore shows a slideshow of films of people getting shot, to the song What a Wonderful World.

and 2) Whilst debating whether or not reading right to left (Such as in Manga) is correct way of reading "It's worng cause it's not english" said a mate of mine. During a french lesson.
 

More Fun To Compute

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I think that the greatest form of irony is when people try to make themselves seem wise and all knowing by pointing out that something is ironic but they miss the point of irony completely.
 

TaborMallory

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fletch_talon said:
TaborMallory said:
UNKNOWNINCOGNITO said:
"All People Who own Wii's are Ignorant"
pimppeter2 said:
Thats not ironic thats only coincidental
It's neither ironic nor coincidental. It's an opinion.
I believe he's claiming its ironic that people say "Wii owners are ignorant" because that is an opinion based on ignorance and bigotry.

Oooooh. That makes sense. Damn, now I feel like a douche. Thanks for the clarity.
 

Siiner

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A Voltaire quote in my Christian Life Skills class. That's all I have to say.
 

Hot'n'steamy

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pimppeter2 said:
Thats not ironic thats only coincidental


The use of words expressing something other than their
literal intention. Now that IS irony!


?Bender
Please. Please. Please read this post. Irony Not Equal to Poetic Coincidence.
 

Jerious1154

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There's an episode of the Simpsons where Barney steals a jetpack, which runs out of fuel as he's flying. He falls and bounces off the roof of a marshmallow factory, lands on the road, and gets run over by a pillow truck.
 

Barry93

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when that annoying 11 year old with the gametag "xX-_-PwN3R-oF_n00BsXx" gets annihalted and then whines after.