The Greatest Puns of All Time

[Amethyst Wind]

 

[FalloutJack]

No explanation required for this one.

 

[Lederin]

So, everyone here knows about Mahatma Ghandi right? Spiritual Guru?

Well, it might be new to you to find out that he never wore shoes anywhere he went, and as a result his feet became incredibly calloused.
He also was on a very strict vegetarian diet, which left him very weak and frail. And without a decent diet available, he had truly horrendous breath.

This made him a Super-calloused fragile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis.

That has to be one of the funniest thins I've seen in ages xD

 

[Thaluikhain]

Spoiler: My reaction

On a serious note, are puns generally supposed to be great? Or are they intended to be amusingly terrible?

 

[Vegosiux]

Damn, this thread sure looks pungent. And it's spreading like a pundemic. I wouldn't say it blows, however, it's been quite a punderstorm by this point.

But to indulge the OP with some less lame puns, why don't you scroll to the 4:25 mark on the following and watch for about 20 seconds.


Actually, the whole series is full of punny stuff, but this one is one of my favorites. So, start with Beetlejuice episode 1 I suggest!

 

[Zhadramekel]

Not to sound egotistical but I have to go with one that I made a couple of weeks back. Me and some friends were talking about hair dye for some reason when I mentioned a true life story I had read about a woman being put into a coma through over-use of hair dye and said that it had put me off using hair dye again, at least for quite a while. Anyway:

Friend: "Yeah but the odds of that happening are probably one in a million."
Me: "Well I am one in a million" *collar pluck*