The greatest song ever has been released

[Mittens The Kitten]

Oh God... No. This song is balls.

How DARE you insult the magnum opus of what will surely be the greatest musician of the century. A person of your clear lack of taste can be described, generously, as a malignant tumor on society. Why don't you crawl back under the rock you've been living under, and then come back out in five years to see the praise and success heaped upon Jessica Black and you'll know EXACTLY how wrong you are.

 

[Dungeons]

Does ear bleach exist? I need one right about now.

 

[putowtin]

The music industry has hit rock bottom, can't get lower than this.......

have you not heard of Jedward?

but I agree this sucks (and I havn't even heard it!)

 

[Flying Dagger]

I was listening to it as I clicked on this thread.

Rebecca Black just might be the second coming of Christ.

Although this song is pretty great as well:

Oh my god
that's amazing.

 

[blaise_fire]

silly girl, today is thursday.

 

[MostlyHarmless]

This thread makes me want to kill myself. As a musician, I vomit. I'm just going to go listen to Radiohead.

 

[cheywoodward]

I was listening to it as I clicked on this thread.

Rebecca Black just might be the second coming of Christ.

Although this song is pretty great as well:

Oh my god
that's amazing.

I know, right? I can't believe that Hannah Montana, Ashley Tisdale and Keke Palmer all wore her jeans either.

 

[Flying Dagger]

I was listening to it as I clicked on this thread.

Rebecca Black just might be the second coming of Christ.

Although this song is pretty great as well:

Oh my god
that's amazing.

I know, right? I can't believe that Hannah Montana, Ashley Tisdale and Keke Palmer all wore her jeans either.

I nearly died when the boy started rapping.

Also being English, today is friday.

we we we so excited

 

[Mittens The Kitten]

Holy shit shit someone gag that *****.
Cant think of an 'artist' with a more annoying voice.

I can understand your jealosy, but this comment goes too far. Her voice is what heaven would sound like, if heaven was closer to perfection. The pure extacy that this song provides is incomparable to anything mortal man was meant to behold. After i listen to this song i want to gouge out my ears so Jessica Black is the last thing i ever hear, and i'de die a happy man.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

As a musician I weep, as an adult I vomit, as a human being I no longer consider murder to always be wrong.

This is not quite the worst thing I've ever heard, but it's certainly bottom five.

 

[tragicdan]

I just love the era of auto tune and electronic sound its sooooo much better then actual talent.

 

[cheywoodward]

I was listening to it as I clicked on this thread.

Rebecca Black just might be the second coming of Christ.

Although this song is pretty great as well:

Oh my god
that's amazing.

I know, right? I can't believe that Hannah Montana, Ashley Tisdale and Keke Palmer all wore her jeans either.

I nearly died when the boy started rapping.

Also being English, today is friday.

we we we so excited

Silly Rebecca Black, she should learn how to use the word "are", or at the very least the contraction of "we are", which is "we're". However I'm impressed with her knowledge of the days of the week, especially the often forgotten fact that Sunday comes after Saturday. I had forgotten that many moons ago and now, thanks to Rebecca Black, I can stop showing up at school on Sundays.

 

[TheEvilCheese]

It's official, musicians, you can stop making music, the greatest song ever has been made.




I looked and found no threads, yet every other post on my facebook is talking about it, it's somehow already got over 13.6 million views.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.270733-I-just-heard-the-worst-song-I-have-ever-heard-ever

actually we had this discussion a couple'a days ago.

But yes, that was one of the worst things I've ever heard. One of my friends threatened to hit her with a "Rabies/Cancer/AIDS-Stick" and I saw where he was coming from.

 

[CrashBang]

Ahhh i c wut u did thar! I really hoped that this was gonna be one of those few genuinely good pop songs (like Cee Lo Green - Fuck You) but nope, it's just like a revolutionary, new-fangled Rick Roll! ...sigh

 

[3AM]

Once all the days of the week are used up, we're gonna get songs for the minutes of the day from this breed of moron.

"It's eleven past three on a Saturday afternoon."

OMG, it's eleven past 3 here! And it's Saturday afteroon!! OMG are you like seyekik or are we like twins in another life??? I know! I know! I'll sit in the front seat and you sit in the back seat and we can compare the time!!

 

[Zakarath]

I think I'm going to regard anyone who ever claims to like that song as trolling(as many obviously are), as I cannot believe anyone would actually think that is good music.

 

[Kevonovitch]

you know, i'd rick roll, or bieber bomb, but i think this thread has enough shitty trolling in it already :/

btw, if you remove the auto-tuning, you can tell she can't sing, and it might not even be a she. seriously.

 

[Nackl of Gilmed]

I like that when her friends pull up beside her, she assumes she has free reign to pick any seat she likes, even though all the good seats are taken. And then sure enough it immediately cuts to her in the back middle, historically always reserved for the smallest, weakest member of the group.