Johnny Novgorod said:
Kratos is watching this thread.
Did he not single-handedly kill an entire pantheon of gods?
I was waiting for kratos, he did not only kill the pantheon, but also downed two titans. you know, those things the size of the Chrysler building? he killed them. 2 of them. and he killed death.
Otherwise, pick any of the tf2 classes, especially the soldier, he has an absurd killcount in his lore
Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949.
Or the heavy, in the poker game, he's so badass, making the engineer eat his own wrench while breaking his fingers off. ouch.