Pacman world 2 ftw just for the arcade. I'm morally against stuff like Nightcore and Fanfiction. Write your own damn song or characters thank you very much for polluting the internet further. But people like it so each to their own, I want take your fun you'll outgrow it if the people who make it don't. Gah, the thought of 40+ people making nightcore and fanfiction, now I wonder who I thought made it in the first place. Any way. My guilty pleasures? Let's start with trolling, I like to think I'm pretty good at it too. I love it when people misinterpret my sarcasm and irony on the internet; or don't realize how self aware I am, yeah, I'm a fucking jerk, at least I play into my strengths.
Guilty pleasures? Valis and the later Dune books. Musically I'm sucker for just about anything from Tool to Pendulum; so I consciously have no taste in music and find myself listening to stuff I'm not sure I'm supposed to, like Daley http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNo-L4-2P0w, or just about everything on Noisey: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uYs0gJD-LE, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z2Nck6Fcjg, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOak9xDq_yA
However for video games? I'm constantly told I have the wrong opinions on a lot of games. I'm told I'm not supposed to like .Hack//G.U. And again, I can't stand nightcore and I've found myself with an aversion to almost all anime with the exception of the stuff I grew up on like pokemon and dbz or rurouni kenshin and gundam, but I try not to admit it; and I'll slit your throat for your Shogo Chara bull shit in a heartbeat and all anime looks exactly the same now, I miss old fashioned Ghibli and Akira style shit for the human shaped faces. Fuck your black rock shooter. Drrr was cool though. I'll only really watch an anime if it connects with me and a more emotional and personal level the way Fullmetal Alchemist and Attack on Titan do, but even Attack on Titan I feel like it would've been a cooler anime if it came out in the 90's when they didn't all look the same.
But back to games; as the kind of psycho I clearly am I fucking love WET and I convinced myself to play resonance of fate because, well, good luck finding a good steampunk strategy game made in the last decade. I felt like that thing got Steampunk better than a lot of people because ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUCKING WILD WEST EVERY TIME.
So yeah, there's another good one steampunk; I like steam powered giraffe.
Yeah, there's a lot of stuff I hate liking, or I hate the pop culture and fandom around; or just stuff that's not targeted to me. And that's sort of why I hate Bronies, they think having an extremely guilty pleasure makes them a minority or entitled to their cause or some bull shit. I swear that was a joke or a troll that went horribly wrong. I'll watch an old episode Ed Edd n' Eddy but you'd need to try pretty hard to sit me down to fuckin' adventure time or whatever the fuck is on T.V. Speaking of which there's nothing I hate more, so I consider every t.v. show and many movies guilty pleasures by the medium alone nevermind whatever genre it is. I can watch along came polly and have a fun time; I enjoy Game of Thrones; no I don't, I enjoy the story and the books, HBO can bite my shiny metal ass. And I won't watch anything that ever was or will be on FOX legally. Netflix is cool but again. I hate T.V. and movies for a variety of personal reasons, depending on the thing I can think of a reason to hate on it. But what do I like if I hate so many games. I love Persona 4, but I can't stand some Pokemon games, usually because of the Pokemon more than because I already played Final Fantasy and don't feel the need to play a thousand JRPGS like everyone else. So this makes some nostalgic things guilty too, like Pokemon Ruby. But Garbodor forever fucked with my opinion of whoever the fuck Nintendo employs. I hate them for that piece of shit. Some artists died or got fired between my childhood and now. I do like final fantasy because it manages to keep things changing, but it has no sense of evolution I.e. That did work, that didn't work. I can't tell what genre they think those last few games where even supposed to be. They've lost touch with any sense of recurring themes; or aesthetic; or anything about the world or mechanics; those games have no direction. They're like an 19 year old high school dropout. Maybe I spend too much time watching Zero Punctuation and cynically search for the worst in everything but it's not like they make it fucking hard find. So what do I like? I mentioned I like Game of Thrones, but I don't I just like it that people can understand why I broke down crying to a Storm of Swords in my eighth grade math class. But books are where my pleasure get's guilty. No I won't read your 50 shades of grey or gray or whatever the fuck your little illiterate mind decides on. Fuck authors who can't decide what language they want to use. But I love VALIS and I love all of the dune books especially God emperor; but you'd need to hold me at gunpoint to read those house books written later. May favorite book ever is The Great Gatsby but that's an uninteresting answer so I'll give you A Scanner Darkly because Blade Runner is better than Do Androids dream because they cut the fucking Kipple and left in the motherfucking unicorn.
SO yeah, I'm a hypocrite and I'm the only one who's allowed to be.