The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For being dragged behind him on a chain!

 

[Neonbob]

...for cutting off my heat!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not producing your own heat!

 

[Neonbob]

...for needing someone to come and help you with a dog!

 

[Ren3004]

For renting said dog.

 

[Neonbob]

...for sticking your face in a grinder!

 

[Ren3004]

For sticking a grinder in my face.

 

[Lambi]

For having a sticky grinder.

 

[Ren3004]

For having a grinding sticker.

 

[Lambi]

For sticking his grinder where it shouldn't be.

 

[Neonbob]

...for naming a dog after your hobbies!

 

[Ren3004]

For killing dogs as a hobby.

 

[Neonbob]

...for filling my pizza with spinach!

 

[Ren3004]

For not liking spinach. It's a great source of iron!

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking I would ever like that kind of vegetable!

 

[Ren3004]

For not eating his salad.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not teaching him a better way to prepare spinach.
[sup]I know a good dish involving spinach, I just don't know the recipe.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling your forehead a sovereign nation!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not recognizing the sovereignty of my forehead!