The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For posting songs.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For cooking callipers.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For frying friction.

 

[reg42]

For prefering his friction toasted.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For grilling gravity.

 

[Neonbob]

...for lowering your foot into fetid water!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For forgetting I don't have a body.
[sup]At the moment, but I can create one (or more) at any time I feel like it.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for going with that old bit again. WE ALL KNOW THE TRUTH!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking the truth exists around me.

 

[Ren3004]

For being surrounded by LIES!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having the amazing ability to define lies without the existance of truth!

 

[Neonbob]

...for living amongst apes for a year in an attempt to screw one!

 

[Desert Warrior]

For calling some one a "Beastitalist" when there is Proof of him mating with a "Sperm" whale.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making my webpage load so slooow