The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that was Agent 47 when it was just some bald guy.

 

[Ren3004]

For being prettier than me.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a better looking lad then myself!

[sup]And for being a hard bastard to stalk.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not giving me that outfit now!

[sup]I waxed my legs and everything.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not knowing that Furb stole those.

 

[Neonbob]

...for sticking your tongue in a paint mixer!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for licking shoes.

[sup]Oh, Neon?
Vee has overtaken you, just to let you know.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not licking mah shoes!

[sup]DO EET![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not bringing the handcuffs!

[sup]What type of slave are you?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not making that obvious to his master/pimp.

 

[Neonbob]

...for ripping my favorite comic book into five halves!