The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for getting ahead of your hand!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being behind on schedule!

 

[Ren3004]

For scheduling... *puts on sunglasses*... a murder.

 

[Neonbob]

...for scheduling your own life into hell!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For calling him a troll for scheduling his own life into my home!

 

[Ren3004]

For living in hell.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being jealous of me living in Hell.
[sup]Well, jealousy will get you here so be jealous all you want.[/sup]

 

[reg42]

For living in the first circle, with all the cool kids!

 

[Desert Warrior]

For living in the Ninth circle...

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not living anywhere in Hell.

@reg42

For thinking I live exclusively in any circle.
I live in and rule over every circle and have my throne room in the core of Hell!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For stealing donuts from a rock!

 

[Desert Warrior]

For being Beelzebub or something close like that..

 

[reg42]

@Desert: For looking off into the distance. Hey, I'm talking to you!

@REX: For being Satan!

 

[Desert Warrior]

For not knowing that Goat is Satan...Or maybe he is Odin!
WHO THE FUCK KNOWS?

 

[reg42]

For not listening to A Battle of Mice!
Listen. Now. It's fucking beautiful.

 

[Desert Warrior]

For not listening to enough Weird shit!

((Ps that song was good))

 

[reg42]

For thinking I don't listen to weird shit!
[sub]I heard that song for the first time at about 6 in the morning when I couldn't sleep. Just switched on the TV, and there it was. That was a weird morning[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I'm anything close to that low ranking minion of mine!
[sup]Yes, this is a response to both the comments calling me Beelzebub and Satan![/sup]

 

[Desert Warrior]

For being a Whiny Hornless Emo ***** about it!