The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for hiding in a pumpkin!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being glitched!

 

[Neonbob]

...for hiding in my attic while I was fighting the monster!

 

[Lambi]

For not having the pony!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not punching your way out!

 

[Lambi]

For not gutting the narwhale when you had the chance!

 

[Neonbob]

...for expecting me to!

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling a gamer less than a man!
[sup]take me home and care for me while I recuperate for a second from my last rampage?
Or maybe you could just give me a dollar. Either way, I'll be happy.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for presenting me with a foreigner's head on a stick.
[sup]I stabbed three hundred people in a mall today. It was glorious.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for kissing it before handing it over!
[sup]Game? My dear goat, everything is a game!
:-D[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for making it such a wonderful day in hell.
[sup]Oooh!
Do tell! I love lists! And working through them in years of torture![/sup]