The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for allowing me to lick his tongue.

 

[Neonbob]

...for justifying your own travesties!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for allowing me to do that!

 

[Neonbob]

...for throwing all your cares aside!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for running naked through Londontown!

 

[Neonbob]

...for towning a village!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for seeing a village and leading a pillage.
And making me attempt a rhyme that is a crime.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For rhyming.
[sup]You're forgiven because it contained pillaging a village![/sup]

 

[reg42]

For stifling his poetic genius!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not pillaging villages!

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting me to miss class again this week.

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaving large amounts of dead tissue in the tub!

 

[Lambi]

For complaining about the use of his shovel!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting too much mustard in my last sandwich!

 

[Lambi]

For blaming the Pope for his bad arm!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for blaming the Pope for everything!

 

[Lambi]

For keeping all the milk for himself!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not asking me to share the milk.
[sup]Now it is all gone.[/sup]