The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for being bored with WALKEN!

 

[Lambi]

For not knowing Walken is un-fucking-believable!

 

[Neonbob]

...for siding with Glenn Beck!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For siding with yourself!

 

[Neonbob]

...for timing out of a chat!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For still thinking time matters to me!

 

[reg42]

For "Waiter, there's a soup in my fly"!

 

[Neonbob]

...for bringing quotes back into the fray!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not nuking his house for that!

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking things far enough to fuse with the sun!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I did that!
[sup]Really? Nobody will believe you![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for calling me a horrible liar!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a horrible liar!
[sup]I had to, I wouldn't want your accusation to be false![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for ruining my show!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having a show and not telling me about it!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting yourself on a list!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not wanting people to put themselves on lists!

 

[Neonbob]

...for placing towers of stone on my back!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not wanting to be like that guy!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being vulnerable to siege weapons!