The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for baking things in a steel cauldron!

 

[Sleekgiant]

for stealing my easy bake oven!!!!!

 

[Sleekgiant]

for not eating the cupcake I made him D:

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting too much ink on my hand!

 

[Sleekgiant]

for not knowing a reasonable amount of ink

 

[Sleekgiant]

for dying *kicks then takes wallet*

 

[Neonbob]

...for letting people touch you with tainted fingers!

 

[Sleekgiant]

for using a monster truck to get to work

 

[Sleekgiant]

for not having a cage for his monster

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting a gun emplacement in my cereal!

 

[Sleekgiant]

for putting cereal in my gun

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...for being a regular

 

[Sleekgiant]

for being irregular

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...for having a flashier avatar