The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For making me crave toast!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For allowing him to make me feel hungy!
[sup]Or at least more hungry than usual...[/sup]

 

[Scde2]

For not spreading butter on me!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For making my computer explode contemplating butter!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For making butter explosions!

 

[Scde2]

For burning me!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For mentioning butter in the first place!

 

[Scde2]

For using real butter!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For getting bitten!

 

[Scde2]

For biting me!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For being delicious!

 

[Scde2]

For giving me rabies!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For not getting your shots!

 

[Scde2]

For having a collar!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For not having a collar!

 

[Neonbob]

...for wearing one all the time!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For using it to track me!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not wanting me to track you!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking tracking him will lead you to whales!
[sup]Yes, I know cats like fish, but whales aren't fish.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking that I'm that narrow minded!