The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

For breaking Fallout 3.
[sub]*Puts Fallout 3 in his Xbox* Everything is upside down! And my character has no head! YOU BASTARD!!![/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For doing crazy stuff to your Xbox!

 

[Ren3004]

For not pimpin' out his Xbox.
[sub]It's got spoilers and a spinning disc tray now![/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing it's been internally pimped!
[sup]The original Xbox that is, not the 360, it was broken and the warranty was void.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For not displaying its full power!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I still use it now that I've got a 360!

 

[Ren3004]

For not donating it to SCIENCE! then.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking my parents don't use it!
[sup]They use it to watch DVDs![/sup]

 

[Scde2]

For having a laser eye cat badge!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For wanting me to be pushy!
[sub]Mebbe I am :3[/sub]

 

[Scde2]

For not being with me last night!
[sub]It was very cold....Burr[/sub]

 

[Sleekgiant]

For not leaving the door unlocked!

 

[Scde2]

For not finding a way inside!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For wanting me to break and enter!

 

[Scde2]

For not realizing that it would have been worth it!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For making me mad I didn't get in the house!!

 

[Scde2]

For missing the opportunity!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For not giving me a hug!!

 

[Scde2]

For not giving ME a hug first!