The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for taking a time out just to change your socks!

 

[Scde2]

For buying me skinny jeans that are too tight!

 

[Neonbob]

...for expecting me to know your pant size!

 

[Scde2]

For not knowing my pant size. *Sobs*

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting me to ogle your ass until I have an idea!

 

[Scde2]

For not wanting to do that!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not taking my personality into account!

 

[Scde2]

For thinking that I care about him!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For not caring about me !!!!!!!

 

[Scde2]

For making me apologize!

 

[Neonbob]

...for outnumbering the small people of Chiciwaha!

 

[Scde2]

For solving world hunger by killing people who were starving!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For solving nothing!!!!

 

[Scde2]

For not helping me!

 

[Neonbob]

...for using circular logic!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For using triangle logic!!

 

[Scde2]

For being involved in my love triangle!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For entering my love hexagon!!

 

[Scde2]

For cheating on me with a trapezoid!

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to make it a love octagon!