The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not slaying the troll who put a virus on my computer!

[sub][sub][small]Wounded but not dead my internet friends [/small][/sub][/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for betting on a dead pony!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not nuking that hacker for me yet!

[sub][sub][sub]I would have heard about it in the news had you bombed him![/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Scde2]

For shooting a room for of innocent people when he could have simply went around them!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not informing him that he wouldn't see it on the news because I got rid of all the news-people worldwide and replaced them with lookalike androids to spread propaganda!

 

[reg42]

For being the lollercopter!

 

[Neonbob]

...for using that word!

 

[Scde2]

For the Qwib Qwib.

 

[Neonbob]

...for overloading the site once more!

 

[reg42]

For doing it 6 times to the tune of Funky Town!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not punishing Scde2 for using "Qwib Qwib" in more than one of his posts!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not noticing I just caught you!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not wanting to be a Pokemon!

[sub][sub][sub][sub]Just be a flying type, you'll never get caught if you don't roost in tall grass or trees next to a road/path.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Scde2]

For spying me through Steam.

 

[Scde2]

For also hacking into my webcam!