The Guy above me is a troll because...

[reg42]

For slaying the last dragon... MURDERER!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I killed her!
[sup]She now lives at my place.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For having a house big enough to fit a dragon.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing Hell is infinite!

 

[Impluse_101]

Because Her kitty maid is fully clothed!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For complaining about the fact that my avatar is not nsfw!

 

[Lambi]

For not wanting my avatar to be NSFW instead!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting me to want your avatar to break the rules!

 

[Lambi]

For imagining my avatar in naughty positions!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I imagined your avatar in nau...
Wait.
Never mind.
I did now.
...
Anyway...

For making me imagine your avatar in naughty positions!

 

[Lambi]

For having a dirty mind!
You should really wash it.

 

[Impluse_101]

For that kitty...vocaloid thing not beinng fully clothed D:<

 

[Lambi]

For wanting to see her naked!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For using ROAR before I could use HYPNOSIS on you!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being too slow!

 

[Ren3004]

For making my Xbox 360 RRoD.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not just sending your 360 back to Microsoft so they can send you a new one!
[sup]If your warranty is still valid...
It worked for me.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For "I'm calling them later today, the warranty is void, and if it's too expensive I'll just buy a new one."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Buying a new one is probably the easiest... and you'll get a new warranty."

 

[reg42]

For advising someone of something!