The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for not loving me the way that I am!

 

[Scde2]

For having a cake and eating it too!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For refusing to bring peace to Nudonia!

 

[neoontime]

...for not asking what Nudonia has done for me!

 

[Ren3004]

For punching baby seals.

 

[neoontime]

For not understanding that they started it!
[sup]being in competition of cuteness against me[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For not being able to beat the seals with his cuteness.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing he doesn't have to beat the seals with his cuteness because I've already beaten the seals with my club!

 

[Neonbob]

...for turning my favorite childhood toy into a serial molester!

 

[Ren3004]

For creating mutant radioactive whales.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting bitten by one of said radioactive whales!

 

[Scde2]

For leaving the fridge open!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For Chan!

 

[Scde2]

For /b/!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For /c/!

 

[Scde2]

For /xxx/!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For having fast fingers.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For trying to triangulate my position so as to show me up close and personal.