The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For making a list of freaks you could potentially recruit if you ever where to make a freak army!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For wishing he would be promoted to major in aforementioned army!

 

[Scde2]

For revolting against my rule!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing your rule was merely a temporary distraction I set up while executing several plans!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For discounting the considerable underground forces at my disposal.

[sub][sub][sub]Team Rocket is undermining your power as we speak.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that too is merely a distraction, which is really obvious, since what I said earlier...
...
...
Oh wait, that was in an other thread...
Maybe I shouldn't tell you in this thread...

 

[Scde2]

FOR [small]a good reason[/small]!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not explaining aforementioned reason!

 

[Neonbob]

...for ironing pigeons in your spare time!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being against it when you have no right to your own opinion!

 

[Neonbob]

...for giving people lefts all day!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting to go right!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For desiring to travel left!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For desiring to travel!

 

[neoontime]

For stealing my passport.

 

[Scde2]

For eating mine!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For having no rights!

 

[neoontime]

...for having too many rights!

 

[Neonbob]

...for losing your fingertips to a lower class of monkey!

 

[Scde2]

For cheating on a survey!