The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For living in an amazing country.

[sub]I am incredibly envious of your cheese.[/sub]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For going back to Zapdos.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking Zapdos!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For thinking that Dunsparce is the bestest Pokemon EVAR!!!!!!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For completely mistranslating my thought-encryption!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For thinking that Salamence is the most underpowered dragon EVAR!!!!!

 

[TheDoctor455]

You just are.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For taking over ten pages to say that.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I hate going for the obvious jokes.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not just getting them out of the way!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For getting in my way!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For insinuating that I got in your way!
[sup]I was there long before your way and I'll still be there long after you and your way are gone![/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For stepping in my path as I try to sidestep him!

Stop it, ya big meanie!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For insinuating I moved!
[sup]I am everywhere and nowhere, it's been like that since before time started and it will be like that for all eternity, even after time ends.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking up my spot on the couch!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For making me sick! Achooooo!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not fighting the cold!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking he'd fight a fight he'd obviously lose!
[sup]Actually, he probably would...[/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For implying that I'm that frail and sickly!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For implying that you trolls and humans aren't fragile!