The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For making me laugh with your post!

 

[Scde2]

For not noticing that I exist until right now!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not actually existing!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For pretending to exist!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not being there when I needed him the most!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I wasn't there!
[sup]I was there, laughing at your troubles![/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For taking things too literally!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that makes things more interesting!
[sup]You have to be careful what you say...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for messing with my genetic coder!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I messed with it just because I have a new mutant pet!
[sup]I have the power to do that without such tools![/sup]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For still writing on this thread.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking it when I write on this thread!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not highlighting your hair as I requested!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not requesting anything!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a recalcitrant juniper!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a troll!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For taking my job!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being the first troll I accuse of being a troll in 2011!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For getting ahead of yourself. It isn't 2011 yet!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For living in the past! Literally!