The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for not playing with us!

 

[Scde2]

Because I don't have the game! DX

 

[Voodoomancer]

for having way too many friends.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a part of the liberal elite mob scene!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being a part of the Emo Whale Haters Club!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For being part of the Troll-Fuckers' Union.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not paying your d ues on times!

 

[Leg End]

For killing my whales.

[sub][sub][sub]They had FRICKIN LASER BEAMS![/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For killing my brobot!

[sub]It had missiles... MISSILES!!![/sub]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For calling me Brosef!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not reacting violently!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For reacting violently.

 

[Leg End]

For thinking that reacting violently is bad.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For getting in my way.

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to run over mimes!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For the Tigerfish equivalent of Tobruk.

 

[Neonbob]

...for luring people into spike pits!

 

[Scde2]

For showing me up in Black Ops!

 

[Leg End]

For not playing me in Black Ops.

 

[Scde2]

Because I suck at Black Ops... ._.