The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Heart of Darkness]

For being a deeck!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not believing in the Heart of the Cards!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not believing in THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!!.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking there's such a thing as friends!
[sup]There are only me and a bunch of mortals for me to exploit![/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being sad and lonely, a hole in your heart that your harem cannot fill!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... Look again. Do you see a hole in my heart?
[sup]It's the badge on the right...[/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not realizing the hole is a metaphor!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I only got that badge because there was no heartless badge!

 

[Neonbob]

...for bragging about your big toe!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing the awesomeness of my Big Toe!
[sup]It has Bluetooth...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for still using that horribly annoying thing!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For calling my avatar a horribly annoying thing, just because you didn't like the voice he got in th English version!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For having an eaten post!

 

[Neonbob]

...for eating it with a side of sausage!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For eating all the sausages!

 

[Voodoomancer]

For eating everything else in the fridge.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For eating the fridge.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For eating the power-outlet the fridge got power from!

 

[Scde2]

For eating frozen apple juice!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For keeping apple juice in the freezer!