The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Voodoomancer]

For not posting that.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting me to copy the guy above me when he's a troll!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For also being a troll!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For many reasons that have been already stated.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For reasons yet to be stated!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For reasons that will never be stated!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For believing I can't!

 

[Neonbob]

...for protesting my march!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For protesting in March!

 

[Neonbob]

...for wishing for fish!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being your own father!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For evoking the Grandfather Paradox!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being your own twin sister!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For evoking squick!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for spawning squids.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking they're squids!
[sup]They're called Overlords[/sup]
[HEADING=1]SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS!!![/HEADING]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

You must construct additional pylons.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not calling me a troll and for not knowning I only play Zerg!

 

[Neonbob]

...for limiting yourself so!