The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Voodoomancer]

...for reasons I can't think of because I just woke up.

Edit: what the fuck... ?

 

[Scde2]

For being so ronery.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting to eat them!
[sup]They're MINE! To eat them I mean...[/sup]

 

[Scde2]

For thinking that he'll eat us!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I'm insane enough to do it!
[sup]Cheese for everyone! No, wait... Cheese for no-one...[/sup]

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for cheese.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... more cheese!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not going to your local recruitment center!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For burning down my local recruitment center!

[sub][sub]TROLL![/sub][/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For saying "TROLL"!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for doing so as well!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not also doing it!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not saying "PIZZA"!

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for saying anything at all!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For doing likewise!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not killing me already!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For thinking I haven't already killed him! Why do you think you can't die anymore?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For... well, because I was never "alive" to begin with...