The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For not wanting me to use your skull as a bowling ball!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being una-void-able!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being unable to avoid me!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For failing to acknowledge the terrible pun!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not making better puns!
[sup]Don't you know I ignore the bad ones?[/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For double posting!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For eating yourself!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For triple posting!

 

[Neonbob]

...for posting triply!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trippy posting

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for tripping my post!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For tripping over your own posts!

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaving your hair in a bun!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For getting hair in my bun!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting hairy bunnies!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For completely misinterpreting what I said!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For twisting plots while plotting twists!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not staying put and crawling through the vents!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing there's a faster internet connection in a room only reachable through the vents!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For overheating your computer in the vents!