The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a ninja!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I meant that you ninja'd me with your previous post!

 

[Lambi]

For having a cute avatar!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not using his own post against him!

 

[Lambi]

For trying to get him against me!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For mumbo jumbo!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wiggling your toes!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not coming/cumming along!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not listening to the telepathic invitation I sent you!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For speaking Japanese but refusing to teach me!
Also: That wasn't Arabic, I don't speak Arabic either.
That was the basic language upon which everything, including the universe, magic and the gods (myself excluded of course since I'm the one who made it) and you were built!

Maybe it's a good thing you don't know it, since you might destroy yourself...

 

[Voodoomancer]

...for freedom!!!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I'm a being!
[sup]It's called an avatar, I only use it because you mortals, immortals and others just seem to dislike talking into thin air.
It's also more mobile than a shrine.[/sup]

EDIT: Argh! Ninjas!
Must. Not. Delete. All. Ninjas. Yet.